Cirque du Horror

It's a beautiful giorno in the Central Park zoo and all of the penguins are in the HQ, bored out of their minds. "Skippa. Can I watch the Lunacorns? Im boooooaaad!" Private whined, getting very close to his commanding officer. Skipper just pushed him away. "No Private. We have to be più than ready for when Blowhole strikes again." Skipper replied, putting his flippers behind his back. Lilly flipped her bangs to the side and revealed her big blue eyes. "Come on Skipper...PLEEEEAAASSE let us watch SOMETHING." She pleaded, batting her eyelashes. Skipper then grabed her bangs and gave them a hard...

The successivo day, Rebecca woke up and went downstairs. To her horror she saw Officer X. He was holding a ratto in his large hands and slowly squeezing it. "Oww!! Help me! Please!" The ratto squeaked, the air slowly escaping his lungs. Rebecca ran down the stairs and snatched the ratto from Officer X's hands. "Are te okay little guy? Can te walk?" She asked in a concerned tone, slowly placing the ratto on the floor. "Y-Yes...bless your kind soul!" The ratto stuttered, blowing the kind teen kisses. He then ran into a small hole in the bacheca and dissapeared. "Were te talking to that rat?" Officer X asked,...

That night as Alice dropped her cousin off at her home, Officer X gt out of the car as well, because it turns out her parents were his close Friends from highschool. WHAT are the ODDS!? So they set him up a guest letto in the room right successivo to hers. "Oh How lovely it is to see te X!." Rebecca's mother cheered, hugging the large man. Her dad shook X's hand. "It's been a while." He said, thinking about their highschool days. Rebecca threw her backpack to the floor and began to ascend the stairs, but she was noticed da her mother. "Uh, hello to te to Rebecca." detto Rebecca's mother, putting her...

(Brandon helped me brainstorm on this, so I give him credit too ^^)

It's a lovely giorno in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are hanging out in the tasso, badger habitat for a barbecue. "Who wants grilled salmon?" Becky cheered, flipping salmone fillets over a small fuoco she had made. All the penguins raised their flippers. "Sounds good to me Becky!" Lilly replied happily. Skipper was sitting successivo to her drinking a succo, succo di frutta box. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse!" Sharpey added, snatching the succo, succo di frutta from Skipper's flipper. Lilly began to laugh like crazy, but she stopped when she caught her commanding...

Running and sweating, kat's exhaustion didn't kick in because of her adrenaline shot. 'How are te still running?!?!' asked Skipper. 'It's called an adrenaline shot silly,' detto Kat, pulling out a uzi and firing at the horde. 'What do we do now?!?!' shouted Kowalski. 'Kabloomi?' asked Rico. 'Sure!!! Get something loud and that beeps!!' yelled Kat. Rico set the bomb, and threw it at the zombies, which turned around to attack it. 'Whhoooargh!!!' they screeched at the bomb before BAM!!! They all got blown up, flying blood and guts spilling on the ground. 'What the hell were those?!?!' screamed...