Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in spazio while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the fieno happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are te ok William?
Me: How the fieno do te know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog tag in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do te mean have te ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire o is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled da Princess Colestia.