Introduction: Hi I'm Jamie but never call me that unless te have a death wish because I think my name is way to girly so just call me James. As te can tell da the titolo this will be a bad day. So please read and enjoy. The beginning: "Envy! Envy it's me James!" "Oh,James it's you! When did te get here? I meen when te were away at Xying I honestly thought te weren't coming back!" "Mah! Not come back to my bestest friend in the whole univers!" Envy looked at her very happily and smiled like someone smiling at a cute little cucciolo with a red bow tied on it for Christmas. "Sooo how was Xying?! Was it beautiful,was it ugly,was it it fun tell me tell me tell me!" " Ok ok jeez don't have a spazom". A giorno later: Envy's thoughts: James I think I'm falling in Amore with her. I know I shouldn't but she is really pretty and very funny she likes me and I like her. She has the most interesting personality and has a very nice name and the cutest lips. James thoughts: I think I'm in Amore with Envy. He has funky hair(I Amore it)his awesome eyes(I Amore them)and he has a perfect body and voice. I do Amore him I do I do! Oh No!: "Envy! Envy! Envy I have something to tell you!" *Gasps* "Envy! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! te can't leave me!" James screams as she stares at Envy head beside his body. " No! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT! te can't die on me te can't te can't!" "I'm sorry James I had to kill him he was a homunculus." " Wait that voice I know you. Edward Elric how could te he..he...was my best friend my only friend!" "I know but the military..." "Screw the military do te how much he meened to me oh wait no te don't and neither will he now that he is gone!"James turns around to see Edward crying and walking over to her with his arms out and before she knew it he was hugging her. "Step away Ed." " What?" "Step away I'm going to bring him back." "You can't do that it's against the law of fisicts!" Edward tried to stop her but she was already doing it. After the transmutation she was gone and so was Envy he didn't come back.