1. Why did the turkey attraversare, croce the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If te are American in the living room, what are te in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do te have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are te all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do te get when te attraversare, croce a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the cigno when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got te covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If te are American in the living room, what are te in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do te have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are te all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do te get when te attraversare, croce a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the cigno when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got te covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope te like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do te see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a pappagallo use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
da the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he detto something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope te like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do te see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a pappagallo use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
da the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he detto something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!