funny animali :))

Ok this is my lista of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned da 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did te run your last race?" and the secondo one said,"How did te win the race?" the runner detto 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes te say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked te out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if te were locked in a Cibo Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<