1 giorno 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n detto "Wat doz cagna n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx giorno d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women detto "feel my titties" n the man detto "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman detto it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom detto dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
tana, den d door campana, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n detto "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cucina fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n detto "Wat doz cagna n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx giorno d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women detto "feel my titties" n the man detto "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman detto it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom detto dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
tana, den d door campana, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n detto "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cucina fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"