Good Luck Charlie

I thought I would compile a lista of some of my favourite, memorable lines throughout the series. I hope te enjoy them too.

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Context: PJ is in the waiting area of the hospital during Charlie's birth; another person mistakes him for the father.
PJ: First baby?
Person: That obvious, ah?
PJ: Hey, I've been there.
Person: te have!?
PJ: Oh yeah. This is my third time sitting on these chairs.
Person: Wow! If te don't mind me asking, how old were te the first time?
PJ: Two.

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Teddy: Wow, almost every single word in that sentence was wrong.

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Bob: I'm leaving for work. Come on, give...