The Chuck and Blair Chronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's più of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the successivo episode is defo about them! So hope te enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta Amore their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family te had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the divano cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: te think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want te as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but te and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call te tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: te can't data him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking te don't data him
E: You've detto that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what te want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill te in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How te gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The successivo giorno at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, te and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole furgone, van der basso family wont be happy, which includes you, So te agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: ciao no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't te ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well te know if all fails te could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, te can't do that
B: ciao te detto it not me
S: As a joke, te can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because te can't Blair...Where would te get it from?
B: te forget who my boyfriend is...

School campana, bell rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If te say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the giorno at the furgone, van der basso Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on baciare her)
B: I need te to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and te can help me
C: What do te need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't te think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the cucina talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' cappotto pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: ciao Blair, How are te today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my cappotto then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the cappotto and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the cappotto on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: te liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do te think your doing?
B: How did te get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did te do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, te told me to fix it and I did, No più step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe te did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating o even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? te can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring te down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get te back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the Queen B? There's only one way to find out, cagna Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive... She's not Queen B for nothing. te know te Amore me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...


The successivo ep will be based around Bart's death, He is killed so the successivo one is defo back to a B/C ep. :D