Down on your Chuck B?
Episode 9: Because I detto sorry
GG: Good Morning Upper East Siders, Well it's been a mese since we heard from C, And with Blair growing even più worried, Has something bad happened to Bass?
(At the Humphrey House in Brooklyn)
Serena, Blair and Dan are sitting in the living room.
B: So what does Vanessa know?
D: I have no idea
B: Stop lying what does she know?
D: I honestly have no clue
B: (Get restless) Okay, Come on Serena lets go. Your boyfriend obviously isn't interested in helping me
D: Look if I knew where Chuck was I'd tell you
S: Dan, Please tell her what Vanessa knows, Please for me, Chuck isn't just a friend to Blair, She loves him, I know she wont admit it but she really does and this is torture for her, Remember when te couldn't find me and no one would tell te where I was, That's is what Blair's going through...Please just tell her...
D: I know how I felt, and it wasn't the greatest feeling, But Serena I'm telling te the truth Vanessa didn't say where he was just that she might know
Serena gets up.
S: Dan I believe te but Blair might not...
Serena walks to the door.
D: I'll ask Vanessa
S: Thank you, Bye
(In the hall way of the apartment block)
B: Did he say anything?
S: He's going to ask Vanessa
B: Oh Well, I may aswell baciare Chuck goodbye then, She wont tell me anything after...
S: After what?
B: te know the Ross business
S: Ahhh! Well If she wont tell us, Maybe we can find out ourselves
B: Ughh. (Gives an 'As If' look)
S: Lets go,
Serena takes Blair's arm and they both exit.
(Later on that same day, At the Humphrey Gallery)
Vanessa is behind the counter serving customers, Dan enters.
V: Oh ciao Dan, What te want Cappuchino o Mocca, Cos I got to tell te Mocca's off, So It's....
D: (Interupts) What do te know about Chuck?
D: What te detto yesterday
V: I detto a lot of things yesterday
D: About Chuck, Vanessa don't mess with me, I've just had Blair over, looking like she was going to kill someone if she didn't get what she wanted...
V: Well that's Blair Waldorf
V: Okay, I might know something, But I have no intertion of telling anyone and if I did, Blair would be the last person I'd tell
D: Fine, Then tell me
V: What? and let te tell Serena who's best friend just happens to be Blair
D: Vanessa, Just tell me
V: Sorry Dan, But te don't know what Blair did to my family, I want this to knock her down so much she never get back up again
D: (looks worried da Vanessa's comments) What did she do?
V: Just something that I can never forgive...
D: Vanessa trust me, I wont tell anyone where he is, What do I owe Blair Waldorf?
V: (looks like she's coming round) te can't tell anyone,
D: Of course not, So...
V: I saw him in Queens, He staying in this hotel, Kingston Plaza. He asked me not to tell anyone, he detto he was in enough trouble as it is and he didn't want to drag anyone else down with him... (Dan looks confused)Now do te want coffee o not?
Dan shakes his head then exits.
GG: What's this? Blair's enemy is Dan's BFF and Dan is Serena's boyfriend and Serena is Blair's BFF and Blair's looking for Chuck, Who has been spotted da V, Who is B's enemy? This is confusing...
(At the Humphrey House)
Dan is playing with his phone wondering whether to make a phone call o not, He then opens his phone and calls.
D: Hey, Yeah it's me, Dan. I've got something for you, Just come over. (Hangs Up)
Knock at the door. Dan answers, Blair is standing there.
B: te better have something for me Humphrey, I don't come to Brooklyn for nothing
D: Don't worry I got something
Blair enters. Dan closes the door.
D: Do te want a drink o succo, succo di frutta or...
B: I didn't come here for Humphrey juice, What is it?
D: Vanessa knows something
B: About Chuck?
B: Well what?
D: She said, te did something to her family
B: Ughh, Not this again
D: What did te do?
B: This isn't about me, It's about Chuck, Now what did she say?
D: She detto that she knows where he is, But she's not saying because of what te did to her family, So te tell me, and I'll tell te where Chuck is...
B: It's not big deal, Her Dad was dating my Mom and I couldn't risk another marrige and with her as my step-sister, So I speeded things along in the break up area
D: te did something to get rid of him?
B: (Looks shocked da his lack of knowledge about her) Dan te know me, We plotted against Georgina, Of couse I did something to get rid of him
B: I might of dropped a bag of white stuff in his coat
D: (shocked) Drugs?
D: (still shocked) Oh. My. God! But I can honsetly say, I'm not that surprised
B: (grins) So...Where's Chuck?
Vanessa burts in.
V: Dan you..(see's Blair) What are te doing here?
B: Just getting some help
S: ciao Dan, te haven't seen... (sees Blair) Blair! What? What is going on?
(Dan and Blair talk across eachother)
D: Blair was just passing...
B: I was just passing...
S: Wait, What?
B: I'm a big Dan Humphrey fan, I'm just here to read his latest novel
S: Blair, I've heard più convincing stories from Chuck when he's high, What is this?
V: Yeah Dan!
B: Fine, I came here because (points at Dan) he was going to tell me where Chuck was!
V: te were going to tell her
S: Wait, Who knows where Chuck is?
V: (Points at Dan) He does.
B: (Points at Vanessa) She does.
D: (Points at Vanessa) She does.
S: and I know nothing... So who wants to explain?
B: I don't care, Just tell me where Chuck is
V: Over my dead body!
B: That can be arranged
S: Shut up te two! Dan what is going on?
D: Vanessa hates Blair. Blair hates Vanessa. Vanessa knows where Chuck is. Blair wants to know where Chuck is. Vanessa wont tell Blair.
S: (sarcasm) Thanks, I got that
B: But Dan knows, why don't te tell me where he is?
D: He's in...(Vanessa shakes her head, Dan thinks he's got to value Vanessa's trust in him), He's in Hudson. (Vanessa looks realeved)
D: At the Parkinson hotel
B: Thanks Dan. (Walks past Vanessa) Looks like te lose... Again. Serena will te come with me?
S: Course I will, te did the right thing Dan (Serena kisses him)
Serena and Blair exit.
V: Wow, Humphrey te did a good job there,
D: I didn't want to do that Vanessa
V: ciao te sent Blair Waldorf on a wild oca chase, Thanks
(A few hours later)
Serena and Blair arrive at the hotel in Hudson and are at the reception desk.
S: So te have no record of a Chuck Bass?
Clark: No, I'm sorry
B: But we we're told he's here
C: There was no man with that name here
B: How about Charles Bass?
C: (Checks the computer) No, I'm sorry
S: He could of used a diffrent name
B: (looks annoyed) S, mostra the foto of him on your phone
Serena pulls out her phone and shows the clark a foto of Chuck on her phone.
C: No, No one like that has been here, (Clark points the people who are waiting behind Blair and Serena)
B: But he's here...
C: I'm sorry
S: B, Lets go, He's not here...
Serena takes Blair's hand and they exit, Blair looking upset.
(A few hours later)
At the Humphrey House, In Brooklyn.
There is a knock at the door, Dan answers.
Blair is standing in the door nearly in tears.
B: He wasn't there, (Blair enters)
D: (closes the door) Oh he'd gone?
B: No, They detto he'd never been there, I bet they were lying, Protecting their customers...
D: Yeah (Blair sits on the couch) Where's Serena?
B: Oh she went home, I detto I had to do something first
B: say thank you, for trying to help, I thought I was (mimiks with her fingers) this close to finding him. I just...I want to bring him home. I miss him so much (Dan begins to feel very guilty)
B: It's not just that, I don't know what he's doing, What he's done... I just...
D: I know where he is
B: I know te told me
D: No, that was lie
D: Vanessa asked me to lie, Because she hates te but I thought te just were pretending playing the injured party but te actually miss him
B: te know and te lied to me!
B: (stands up) I can't believe this, Humphrey I will ruin you!
D: I'm sorry (She storms out)
D: (shouts) Don't te want to know?
B: (stops in the corridor)
D: Where he is?
B: (steps back into the apartment) Where?
D: I'll take te there, te probably don't go there very often, o ever
(In the car)
Blair and Dan are sitting on oppersite sides of the car, they pass a sign saying 'Welcome to Queens'
B: (grins) Trust Chuck do something stupid like this
D: What the running off?
B: No, Hiding in Queens, He's got millions of dollars and chooses Queens of all places
D: Maybe he doesn't want to be found...As te detto Queens would be the last place you'd expect to find Chuck Bass
B: True. I don't know why I'm trusting te though this could be another lie, Why should I trust you?
D: Beacuse I detto sorry
B: (grins, but soon turns to frown) I'm still mad at te for lying
D: Fine, Just let me take te there, then we can go back to hating eachother
B: Suits me
D: Great (Blair rolls her eyes, she then has a worried expression on her face about what state she will find Chuck in)
(Now see the car driving into Queens)
GG: So V's revenge was short but hardly sweet, And now spotted B and D heading to Queens...Got some news on Chuck? Is Chuck is there? Things must be bad...But why would C be hiding in Queens, He must of done something totally badass to end up there...You know te love. xoxo Gossip Girl.
TO BE CONTINUED
Humphrey and Waldorf on the case of the missing Bass...