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What if JK Rowling re-writes Twilight

In my wildest dreams, JK Rowling is dato the chance to re-write Twilight.. what do te think are the big changes?
 Norberta posted più di un anno fa
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ToyletGnome said:
I don't think even JKR could salvage Twilight. If she did the entire plot would be different so it would necessarily be 'Twilight', it would be a vampire romance with a plot. Anyway:
1. Real undead vampires
2. The vamps would be dangerous. Edward would've attacked Bella in a point of weakness.
3. The 'werewolves' would never have been called that. They would've been shape shifters (like an animagus) and I think each would probably take a different form.
4. The characters would be deeper
5. The Volturi would be introduced in the first book and would actually be evil.
6. Edward wouldn't stalk Bella and wouldn't be abusive
7. Jacob would've actually had a chance in the fight for Bella.
8. No imprinting and no 'love at first sight'
9. No automatically popolare Bella
10. più diversity

In short, plot.
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'ear! 'ear!
Volturrimort posted più di un anno fa
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good point. " best answer "
llexci posted più di un anno fa
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*Votes best answer*
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amazing
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Mrs-Grint said:
1. The Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. would NOT sparkle.
2. Everyone would a personality <3
3. Edward would not be as creepy.
4. Bella would not be a Mary-Sue
5. There would be no 'dazzling'.
6. The Scrivere would be alot better, and theasaurus's everywhere wouldn't need to carry a rape kit.
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excuse me but can te please not be such a cagna man stealer
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
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nessienjake, te should see me at school. If te do , you'll see I punch, punzone others when in a bad mood, honest. So, well, care.
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
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Are there any exclamation points in what I said? That just means I'm not shouting, all right?
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
MrsRadcliffe said:
OK.FIRST JK WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHE DOES HER OWN STORIES.SECOND IT WOULD NOT BE LIKE ANY OF U SAID.STEPH ACTUSLY REALY LIKES HP, AND JK IS NOT EVIL. JK WOULD MAKE HER OWN STORY AND NOT USE HP. AND WHY THE FUCK R WE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS IS JUST STUPID.FYI, THEY R REAL Lupi IN STEPHS WORLD BECAUSE SHE MADE THEAM UP AND THEIR NOT WRONG, NEATHER R THE 1S JK DID, THEIR BOTH RIGHT BECAUSE THEYR TOTAL DIFERENT WORLD SO THEY GOT DIFFERENT CREATURES. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. SPARCLE TO CAPTURE ATTENTION AND TRAP THEIR PREYS, AND TO STAND OUT, AND BOTH BOOK SERIES HAVE PLOT [BTW]
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SPEECH IT GIRL AND PROUD!!!! I think u guys got my answer i agree with her.....WHY THE HELL ARE WE EVEN TALKIN ABOUT THIS IT"S PATHETIC!!
Alexyss_Cullen posted più di un anno fa
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best answer. nicely done. :)
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its because i was yelling
MrsRadcliffe posted più di un anno fa
DracoFanGirl said:
1. Real werewolves. The shape-shifters would be called Animagi.

2. No sparkles, unless you're making the unbreakable Vow, which your hand shines.

3. Plot

4. Personality

5. No rape kit o thesauruse. (I Avada Kedavra'd that word)
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for gods sake people, get a life, whats the big problem with twilight; seriously, dont judge us twi-harders because te havnt read the books. i luv twilight and hp.oh, and f.y.i. there are real licantropi in twilight, it just so happens that the queleties come from wolves. id tell te the whole story but youd just insult it
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
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DracoFanGirl didn't actually say anything about the Twihards, so i don't know why te detto she was judging te guys.
ABDCFan- posted più di un anno fa
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te do realise that anybody who brings up facts about the libri and ways to improve it must've read it, don't you?
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
TEAM-EDWARDxxx said:
Well of course i doubt she would "re-write" Twilight, but if she did, all the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. would probably change to Wizards, and the licantropi would probably change too trolls o something.
Then there would be no Twilight.
And the story would be very very boring.

Thats my opinoion :D
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sorry to complaint but not that boring. And since it's a vampire story, it will remain to being a vampire story, and that's that
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
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Sure sure, 'bad' is a style of writing. JKR wouldn't make it about wizards, she'd change the meyerpires into vampires. She'd also never call the shapeshifters 'werewolves'.
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
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At least wizzards don't sparkle!
LadyL68 posted più di un anno fa
MadamOcta13 said:
Where do I begin? Nobody would seem "perfect"; everyone, even the hero/s would have a flaw.All of the characters would be interesting and unique-in a cool way (whether they be "good" o "bad"). It would be based on adventure, action, and there would be some kind of war-that doesn't involve a vampire and a werewolf fighting over a girl. If there was some romance in it, it would seem più realistic and not so cheesy. Oh yeah, and there would be alot più humor in it.
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well thats your opinion, but i do see a few points in there. your right, nobody should be perfect. its only the humans that have flaws and the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. should have flaws instead of only having the problem of being 'monsters'
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
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KellyKoo1, did that mean the humans in Twilight have flaws? I haven't really seen any.
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
sherrilyn said:
That would be devastating and very suprising to fan of both Twilight and Harry Potter
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Well said. I like how you're non-biased. :) And it would, it would destroy the Twitards' and Potheads' lives. :D
sleazy_weasley posted più di un anno fa
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*Gigglesnort* Potheads XD
Mrs-Grint posted più di un anno fa
ABDCFan- said:
-The Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. wouldn't sparkle.
-There would be a plot.
-Edward would have flaws.
-There would be no Renesmee(If we're talking about the whole series), cos Edwards sperm would kill Bella's egg.
-Bella wouldn't be so Mary-Sue-sh. (:
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Hear hear! I think that Twilight has some potential. With a competent author, who knows? :)
LadyLilith posted più di un anno fa
Kersian said:
@zanesaaomgfan

I have to disagree with you. It probably might be più boring for te since a rewritten version of Twilight da JK would be much più longer and have più of a plot. Descriptions would go on for many pages creating a vivid image for us addicts for books. Characters would be più real and seem real. They would have flaws. There would be not just a plot, but subplots along with it. There would be più creatures in there other than Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and werewolves. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. would be Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and licantropi would be werewolves. It would be in Europa most likely causing the whole story to change. The Volturi would not be called Volturi. There would be più libri considering how long a relationship actual forms and works towards marriage and kids. There would be conflict an actual one! Everyone would speak in British accents!
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Here! Here!
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Volturrimort said:
The twi characters will have higher IQs & EQs.
XD
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hahaha
hpcrazee posted più di un anno fa
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te seem not to understand any concept and Scrivere of any novel. too bad
nessienjake posted più di un anno fa
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^ Exactly!
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
November99 said:
There would actually be a plot.

And the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. would not sparkle.
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Hear, hear!
Mrs-Grint posted più di un anno fa
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hey, is that really nessesary,cmon, have te even read the books; although the sparkling is kind of gay and retarded
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
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Kellykoo1, the entire point of a novel is to have a plot. How would a story be anything wihtout a plot?
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
AprilCandy42 said:
It will be much much better, and the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. wouldn't be sparklepyres.
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Totally, because straight men don't sparkle!
LadyL68 posted più di un anno fa
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Yep, only GAYS wear body glitter. No excuses, Meyers!
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Kellykoo1 said:
she would probably turn the volturi into harry, ron, and hermione and cho chang would be ranata, luna would be jane and the rest of the hp cast would be the volturis soldiers
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FYI NO SHE WOULD NOT! TWILIGHT IS GREAT NOW THERES NO NEED TO CHANGE, AND JK WOULD NOT USE THEM
MrsRadcliffe posted più di un anno fa
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JK wouldn't change anyone into anything; she'd make it fresh and completely her own.
MadamOcta13 posted più di un anno fa
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sorry, i get easily irritated, and if te look above, i say that i may write something insulting and then regret it. i agree, the volturi are extremely wimpy and i still wonder 'why was i so pissed when i wrote this?' but like i said, i regret it and i want to apologize. please dont take any of this personally, and forgive me.
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
Sophia21 said:
Plot-twists. Even if Rowling's plot-twists are very predictable, at least she has some.
The only plot-twist Twilight had was when Jacob wanted to kill Reneesme and the successivo moment he fell in love...Instead of shocking me, which is what plot-twists do, it made me wonder if Twilight's editors had actually read the book before printing it. A good editor would have removed that piece of pedo.
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yep, that's the sort of inapproriate pedophilic action whereas it's most probably the reason why lots of ppl hate Jacob, cause he's a pedo who enjoys being shirtless.
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
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okay, im siding with hp on this one. i wouldnt even call that a plot twist, i would call that obvious, why else would jacob have felt that strong connection to bella? i preferred it when she got pissed cuz jacob detto that now they could be family. why in the hell would she want him to be her son in law? she had a total makout sene with him and he wants to be her SON-IN-LAW. thats just messed up, i mean who would do that? ok, that is a rhetorical question.
Kellykoo1 posted più di un anno fa
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ToyletGnome, same here! I felt pity towards Jacob whilst Leggere the first three books, and just when I was starting to like him, he fell in Amore with a newborn baby. A part of me died inside, and I refused to keep my Twilight books; I ended up burning them. :)
sleazy_weasley posted più di un anno fa
hpcrazee said:
i am a die hard twilight fan, but harry potter was came first, so i'm pretty much 50-50, but i really dont think jk would do that! she has an amazing book series of her own and she's already rich beyond belief, so what would be the point?
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Anyway, it would be beyond Copyright rights, lol
AprilCandy42 posted più di un anno fa
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totally haha
hpcrazee posted più di un anno fa
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Norberta detto "in my wildest dreams" AKA "What if"
Volturrimort posted più di un anno fa
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The entire point is that she'd never do it, just what do te think would happen.
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
teamdimitri said:
JK Rowling would never rewrite Twilight.
She wouldn't want to and Stephenie Meyer wouldn't allow it. Twilight is great the way it is.
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Agreed :)
TEAM-EDWARDxxx posted più di un anno fa
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Team twilight.. te might consider Leggere the domanda più carefully. Norberta detto "in her wildest dreams" AKA "What if"
Volturrimort posted più di un anno fa
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twilight is great the way it is and so is HP
hpcrazee posted più di un anno fa
bonesfan44 said:
It would have a plot and realistic, relatable characters. I would actually enjoy Leggere it.
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Yes, and the vampyres wouldn't sparkle, right?
sleazy_weasley posted più di un anno fa
-SlytherinGirl- said:
It wouldn't be Twilight. JK would transform it into something worth Leggere :P
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'Ear 'ear!
Volturrimort posted più di un anno fa
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Damn te Volturrimort! I was going to say that!
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
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I Amore YOU. :D
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HAHAHAHA! te rock<3
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billisdaman said:
twilight cast would not be a Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. instead there going to be witches!
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There would still be vampires. Just not the glittering types. Too queer.
Volturrimort posted più di un anno fa
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the glittering types would *hopefully* suffer, and the one's that are real, would be the new Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between.
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Uh...billisdaman, I can't really understand what te said.
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-ToujoursPur said:
Well, I guess it wouldn't have been bad. While reading, she would have made Edward look nothing più but what he really is - an inhuman being. I believe she would have dato all the characters a background story, and a personality - which is what SMeyer never bothered doing. (And no, I don't consider "clumsy" and "hard and cold as granite" personality... -.-"
It could be a decent book, to be honest...
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Bellatrixxx said:
The villains would be really evil. Not the glittery, hand-caressing, all talk and no action types. Siriusly, the Volturis are lame.

And I'll be Edward's Bella!!! Mwahahahaha!
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llexci said:
i think she would do a much better work.

meyer isn't such a good writer. -.-

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zanesaaomgfan said:
Well, Twilight would be just as BORING as HP.
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Why? Please explain.
ToyletGnome posted più di un anno fa
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Yeah, explain!
Bellatrixxx posted più di un anno fa
LadyL68 said:
Then it would not SUCK SO MUCH!!!!!!!
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DivyaHarry said:
She would kill Edward (stake him) and Bella (you know how) in the first book and rid this world of their garbage. Amen.
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Oh Divyakins, te have such a sweet disposition! lol
Bellatrixxx posted più di un anno fa
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:)
DivyaHarry posted più di un anno fa
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DivyaHarry, te and Trelawney should get together some time ;-)
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