Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: Twilight o Harry Potter?

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posted by slytherin713

Twilight o Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books o movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a Amore triangle.
ME: Well...HP has Amore triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did te lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE te SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really Amore their mothers

Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS più wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for te then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling fate and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan o something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 anno old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my Scrivere looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired da a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. o how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of Scrivere practices.

These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever te want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my username is o how dumb I seem.

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ArcticWolf Were you responding to common arguments by Twilight fans? You never specified...

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Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter!!

posted by edwardsgurl2012

(i have edited this articolo so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell te why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Leggere that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 anno old...

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Why Twilight is better than Harry Potter

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Harry e Draco

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that te arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and te will Amore it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to te that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe te didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe te didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But te get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Leggere a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an mela, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my Scrivere folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with te guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella da Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until te agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn te into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told te I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, te crazy witch
Now it's raining più than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just detto "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just detto that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff o hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot più then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been Scrivere a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the complessivamente, generale story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight da just "letting her characters handle the plot". There da making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie te want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is popolare

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for popolare icone like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, te might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When te turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced da Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two libri sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, te see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The secondo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter fan are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER articoli HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minuti fa ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores te o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Amore with te — and te are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell te that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Leggere them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Bella, and the Dangers she Shows to a Peaceful Pureblood Society

posted by Confuzzle

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But te need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Amore story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libri sposta on. And have te seen all the different...