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This is a lista of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't te think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right handed.
*Stephenie Meyer, born 20 years later, is also right handed.

5)
*JK Rowling wrote a book series.
*Stephenie Meyer also wrote a book series.

6)
*Harry Potter characters go to school.
*Twilight characters go to a school.

7)
*Ron drove an old looking car.
*Bella drove an old looking car.

8)
*Harry Potter has an Asian character (Cho Chang).
*Twilight made one of the characters Asian for the movie (Erik Yorkie).

9)
* Lucius Malfoy has long blond hair.
*Rosalie Hale has long blond hair.

10)
*Harry and Ginny walk down a hallway.
*Edward and Bella walk down a hallway.

11)
*Harry potter has witches.
*The Romanians called Jane and Alec witches

12)
*Harry Potter has romanians
*Twilight has Romanians

13)
*Bill Weasley lived in Brazil
*Nahuel lived in Brazil
I made a lista of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If te can give explanation answering the domande ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky domanda because there are a lot of articoli about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter fan respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell te which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion da BedIntruder postato 4 hours fa


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides da calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies da Scrivere about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The libri aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken da the end of the...
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(i have edited this articolo so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell te why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Leggere that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 anno old...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that te arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and te will Amore it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to te that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe te didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe te didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But te get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Leggere a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an mela, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my Scrivere folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with te guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella da Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until te agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn te into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told te I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, te crazy witch
Now it's raining più than ever
But we’re...
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here is the website:

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1. he/she just detto "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just detto that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff o hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot più then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been Scrivere a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the complessivamente, generale story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight da just "letting her characters handle the plot". There da making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie te want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for popolare icone like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, te might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When te turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced da Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two libri sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, te see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The secondo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter fan are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER articoli HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minuti fa via Plurk · commento · Like · View commenti on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minuti fa ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minuti fa ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores te o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Amore with te — and te are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell te that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Leggere them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But te need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Amore story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libri sposta on. And have te seen all the different...
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