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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile detto she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward detto it was just because I was giving him the "don’t te dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I suspect Malfoy did it. He does have a habit of doing that to people.

Emily





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace really looks dead. Some weird vampire-doctor-guy has been fallowing me around.
~Draco






Dear Diary,
Someone hit peace with the totallis-thingy. If it was Malfoy I am going to KILL HIM. Again, BAD HABIT! In other words, the stunning charm. I sent carsilile to spy on Malfoy. I told harry not to waste his time on him yet. I have snape whipping up a cure for what happened to peace. I basically have an all access pass to the potions room. When I told harry that and he asked me why. "Well lets just say I have an unlimited fonte of knowledge mr.hal-" and at that point he detto that I had unlimited access to the potions room. WHAT! COUNTDOWN TO SORCERER'S STONE DAY: 1 WEEK!

Amelia





Dear Peace's Diary,
>Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
>b right back!!!!!!!!
>back.
>Emily chased me through most of the school
>I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.
>
>hey,
>it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
>~Peace Malfoy
>
>
>Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
>she looks confused. Uh ill be back
>~Draco





ACK!!!!!! 2morrow we are going to the sorcerer’s stone! And peace is nowhere to be found! Omg I am so dead! I need peace da my side when I battle any evil people that try to kill me. Shoot. Harry detto that "there is no way that snape could have done it because Dumbledore could have defeated snape so easily..........Emily? Emily!? Right?" I kind of chocked up at that last part. Eh heh.





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
B right bak!!!!!!!!
Back.
Emily chased me through most of the school
I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.

Hey,
it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
~Peace Malfoy

Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
she looks confused. Uh ill be back
~Draco






K we just finished the first challenge to get to the sorcerers stone. Fluffy. Yeah, so called fluffy almost bit my arm off. I am so lucky that I can heal wounds. Eh heh. When we dropped down, Hermionie just told us to relax. Neither me nor Ron could do that very much. Bella came with us. That was not much fun. Bella went down first. Mostly because she saw fluffy and passed out. Oh-wait, harry wanted to write NO HARRY b right back with my successivo entry after we reach the successivo challenge.

Emily Potter (well ciao peace can do it)





Dear diary,
me and Draco are in the place to get to the stone, I remembered the libri and I want Draco to be the hero so we went in it before Quirrel. Fluffy was easy to pass. I just played my flute. The devils snare was easy too. Draco got the flying key for the successivo one. successivo is the chess.

I’ll write again soon
~Peace





Kk, keys, hmmm...
I really don't want to do this" harry said. Ron shrugged "oh come on it'll be a pinch ok?" "Fine" harry said. "Emily do te have any consigli for me before I go?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Get the key"
Harry glared at me. "Gee thanks, that’s helpful" "you’re welcome" I detto cheerfully.

So, harry went off to get the key and we ran for the door. And......that's pretty much it for the Emily diary segnala for now, we are about to do the chess game and Ron wants me to be the other knight. Yay, I’m good at smashing things. He he he. K bye

The knight Emily






K I’m a knight in wizards chess I totally nailed the Queen in the game. WHAT! In the potions, I diviso, spalato the potion with harry. And now........

Em





Voldemort. Knock. Out. Draco. I. write. Back. later
-Peace





Too weird to write, we found peace and Malfoy tied up, with a little note! Hold on-you’ll never believe this:
Dear people,
Hi, sorry about your Friends I couldn’t find the sorcerers stone, just this stupid rock. Quirrel’s dead. Off to find myself a new body, bye!
Love,
Lord Voldemort.

After he read it, harry looked up at me and detto "is this for real?" "Er-I don’t know" I detto "he dots his eyes with little hearts" well this is just- hey- what’s that misty thingy? Oh crap voldemort! HELP!

Emil-





Current status of:
Peace: Blacked out, dreaming of Draco
Draco: Blacked out, dreaming of himself





I spied on Dumbledore and harry: "is all this caramelle for me-hey- why is there so many empty wrappers on my bed?" "Ah yes" Dumbledore detto "Emily came to visit te a while ago" "I swear, that girls stomach is a bottomless pit" harry said. "Hey!" I said. "oh-harry-can I stay with te and the Dursleys over the summer?" harry stared at me. "You’re kidding right?" "No, okay, think of it as this: if Dudley comes and tries to hurt you..." I cracked my knuckles.”Brilliant" harry said. Peace stirred in her bed. "Hey-what’s going on?" she said.


END OF BOOK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP fan use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As te may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in...
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posted by yemi_hikari
Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have dato a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly Scrivere because copying from another persons work is not Scrivere unless te are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single Leggere the libri I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As te can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The biblioteca didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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Believe it o not, I do not hate Twilight. The plot is fair, internesting setting, a lot of the characters are good, and not to mention the brilliant fight scenes! The soundtracks are lovely as well as the actors/actresses. Overall, I would give the entire series a C+. I would give it a higher grade if it wasn't for the poor writing, rambling, and somewhat extreme fans. But what's really the anchor of that sinking ship is the books' protagonist and narrator...


Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...
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I don't want to hear about Harry Potter o any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a dibattito about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why te Twilight fan enjoy Leggere Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If te don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear te saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fan and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful dibattito though. I want to discuss the reasons te give, but nicely.
If te can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with te I will dibattito with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
posted by SuperSnuffles13
I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many Citazioni brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...
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Because My Taste In libri Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to te solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell te what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...
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(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 fagotto players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. te sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. te just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards o vampires.

83. te did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead te went on a rant on how much u luv it and te keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to te cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...
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posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight o duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are te ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since te both write fiction-how did te come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of letto and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...
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 WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....
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