Harry Potter vs Twilight 1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

lauracullen66 posted on Aug 27, 2009 at 01:29PM
just start at one and see if you can get 1000

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più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
zzz
2363. The only way SMeyer knows how to foreshadow is by giving Bella prophetic dreams. It gets pretty boring.
più di un anno fa potterrox said…
2364: The parodies of twilight are better than the actual book! Has anyone ever read Nightlight by the Haravrd Lampoon? It is absolutely hysterical! I enjoyed it a lot more than Twilight
più di un anno fa TeamSiriusBlack said…
monkey
Still not answering my question... XD!
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
hmmm
I haven't heard of it, sorry.
più di un anno fa venvargie said…
worried
I actually heard about it a while back, TeamSiriusBlack.
Was reading something recently that reminded me of it.
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
smile
Quibbler, of course you can! haha, so have any of you ever gotten spacers? No? well then i hate you. Yes? I would like to rip my mouth off of my face right now.
più di un anno fa potterrox said…
^^ Spacers are the worst! I feel your pain
più di un anno fa GemonkDruid said…
What are spacers?
più di un anno fa souflizzle317 said…
^ they're a part of orthodontics (I don't want to say braces because technically they're spacers, not brackets) and they're painful and REALLY annoying :P
più di un anno fa GemonkDruid said…
Ohhh... I have never gotten braces. I prefer keeping my special hillbilly teeth, thank you very much!
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
^keep it that way. You can't eat with these things.
Does anyone know what number we're on?
più di un anno fa souflizzle317 said…
^ Next person who adds a reason is 2365...it could be me but I'm literally falling asleep at the keyboard here so I'll pass the honor along to someone else and I'm going to bed :)
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
I was too. But now my head is clear.
2465. Harry Potter has been the largest movie franchise ever. Suck on that Twilight.
più di un anno fa Pensieve_Seeker said…
Your head couldn't have been too clear, LoveforSeverus, seeing as you typed in 2464 instead of 2365. ;)
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
Sorry LoveforSeverus but actual braces hurt more... it feels like your teeth are being pulled out slowly for the first few hours after they get tightened. Ugh, I feel for you. :P

2365. Has SMeyer gotten to speak at a Harvard graduation?
link
(part 3, 3:16 is hilarious!!)
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
blush
Oops, I put the part 3 link... This is the part 1 link.
link
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
Oops... 2365. That's it. Darn.
più di un anno fa LunaLizbeth said…
meh
2366. Compare Averagewizards and mylifeistwilight. MLIT is just plain creepy.
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
2367. Harry Potter fans don't make out with their dogs because s/he reminds them of Sirius. (a twi-hard did that because her dog reminded her of Jacob)
più di un anno fa TeamSiriusBlack said…
tongue
^Ew. I'm a fan of Sirius, but I'm not gonna make out with a dog that reminds me of him!
più di un anno fa GemonkDruid said…
2368: Twilight doesn't have puppets or a musical based on it. Is there a such thing as TTT (Twilight TeleTubbies) or A Very Cullen Musical? I thought not.
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
^"A Very Cullen Musical" sounds like a very snooty gay kid if you ask me.
più di un anno fa GemonkDruid said…
2369: HP doesn't encourage bad pick-up lines, like "Do I dazzle you?". Seriously. A guy once went up to me and said that.
più di un anno fa venvargie said…
sad
"Seriously. A guy once went up to me and said that."

I would've slapped the guy.
più di un anno fa mooimafish17 said…
^^ someone did say that to me once, my knee and his crotch then had a quick conversation
più di un anno fa cromulanfav said…
2370. I started reading HP because tittle seemed interesting, and librarian suggested me and I was delighted and bought to librarian chocolate for opening that great world for me. I read Twilight because my best friend told me it's as good as Harry Potter. I don't think I will ever forgive her such lie.

2371. Right now, I have scar on my forehead, I hit my head on the table,it's not permanent one. Anyway, people tease me that I did it because I love Hp. Now, it's much cooler having a scar to remind on movie than, what, be covered with glitters?
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
A guy in my class was trying to ask me out by saying he had yellow eyes like Edward. I was like, "Wowww, you really thought I'd fall for that?
più di un anno fa Pensieve_Seeker said…
Yellow eyes? Sounds like he's jaundiced.
più di un anno fa LunaLizbeth said…
hmmm
^^ that is pathetic That he thought it would work
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
If any guy ever says that to me, i'll say "really because you sound gay to me and I'm not into dating gay guys"
più di un anno fa souflizzle317 said…
haha I love gay guys :) They're awesome, but I would never date one for obvious reasons, and if some guy tried to say that to me (the yellow eyes like Edward thing), I would take it as an insult that he thought I was the kind of girl who loved Twilight :P
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
No, Pensive_Seeker his iris is actually bright yellow! It's kinda creepy actually...

più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
Yeah he actually is kind of gay now that you mention it.... At least he acts like it.

Thanks to everyone who likes my comments especially # 2222 I think, *sniffs* I love you guys!
più di un anno fa edward_1711 said…
angry
oh pleaz! Shut all your mouth up!!!! I love Twilight so much and I can't stand this! You shouldn't do this too, really! I love Harry Potter too! But why being so mean about Twilight? Can you ever write such an outstanding novel?
più di un anno fa venvargie said…
Outstanding novel my ass.
I could do better than that, personally.
Because I would RESEARCH and actually TRY.
And anyway, this is a debate forum, edward_1711, what did you expect?
We're not being mean you know.
If we were we'd be on the 1000 reasons why twilight is better than Harry Potter forum and rub in it the twihards faces that we have more reasons or something.
And telling us to shut up is not how you start a conversation.
First you shake hands and say, "How do you do?"
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più di un anno fa venvargie said…
2372. It promotes incest (because once a vampire is embraced, it has the same blood as their sire, and since every member in the Cullens family was embraced by the same people, they are related by blood)
più di un anno fa mooimafish17 said…
surprise
^^ ewwwww!!
i did not even click that but good one!
più di un anno fa LunaLizbeth said…
2373. All the twilight paradies make fun of twilight.
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
It promotes a lot of things it shouldn't
più di un anno fa Pensieve_Seeker said…
Of course all of the Twilight parodies make fun of Twilight, otherwise they wouldn't be parodies.
più di un anno fa souflizzle317 said…
^ Well there are HP parodies (Potter Puppet Pals for one) but they were made by HP fans to enhance the enjoyment of the series. Parody doesn't mean it's making fun, the dictionary definition is actually:

"an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect"

The point is that HP parodies are made out of love for series, and Twilight parodies are made just to make fun
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
smirk
^Exactly. I knew that but just didn't know how to put it into words.
più di un anno fa LunaLizbeth said…
surprise
Oh, that was what I was trying to point out.
più di un anno fa Pigwidgeon said…
smile
I used to love twilight... than I read Philosophers stone. I have read the series 6 times. One of the things on the bucket list is: to get a ravenclaw scarf!! Twilight is now the worst series I HAVE EVER READ
più di un anno fa LunaLizbeth said…
^^ i did the same, but I read hp first. Twilight definitely the worst series ever.
più di un anno fa LoveforSeverus said…
heart
^same here. I was a huge Twilight fan. but I read book one. And fell in love. That first sentence... "The Dursleys of Number 4, Privet Drive, were happy to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
più di un anno fa TheQuibbler said…
Siriusly Edward_1711? Your on the 74th page of 'Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.' Did you actually expect for us to all apologize for stating our rightful opinions as people and completely stop posting on this forum?? Like "Shut all your mouth up!!!!" is going to stop us. And learn to talk and spell properly before coming back. (If you do, which I highly doubt)
più di un anno fa tournesol said…
2374.- the bigest problem to Bella is that she is getting to old to be with Edward.. Harry just have to... save the world and the ones he loves
più di un anno fa tournesol said…
2375.- JK shows in her books that she is totally AGAINST the rasism... Her characters are black, blond, half-giants, son of muggles...
Twiligh has no diversity!!
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più di un anno fa tournesol said…
2376.- if you are a women, i hope your biggest expectations in life are not just find a "perfect" man... Bella lives for Edward.. she doesn't wanna go to university!!
but we know that in HP hermaione became a very good lawyer... maybe the best in her area, and ginny became a international quidditch player, then she writes for a newspaper... they made something good with her lifes!!