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I like Twilight. I used to Amore Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella cigno tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

please leave commenti so i no if this story sucks o not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have te ever had one of those dreams, were te try and run fast but te just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased da two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach te that your cuore pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, o blush, o anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is detto several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule o point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight fan and some new Harry Potter fan here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my precedente article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the commenti section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN Amore AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, te hate me.
Edward: No I Amore you
Bella: te Amore me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted te from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fan (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...