Greetings, new follower:
If te are Leggere this letter then te have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If da some unprecedented chance te are Leggere this and te have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest te put down this letter and leave now, o the consequences for te will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which te must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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