Ways to piss off Ron!
1) Constantly yell out for "Won-won."
2) Dress up as Snape and wake him up in the middle of the night.
3) Dress up as Voldemort, hide under his bed, then crawl your hands up & over the sides of his letto in the middle of the night.
4) Use "yo mamma" jokes on him.
5) Ask him when he's planning on purposing to Harry. Then tell him, if he doesn't hurry up Draco will beat him to it.
6) If he argues and says he loves Hermonie, tell him Draco will beat him to that too.
7) Tell him Lucios Malfoy says hi and wink.
8) When the room is quiet, suddenly break out singing, "Weasley is our King!"
9) Ask him if that is his natural hair color.
10) Everytime he walks into a room, scream, FIRE, and dump water on his head. Then say start screaming, IT'S NOT OUT YET!
11) Spread a rumour around school that his Boggart is his mother.
12) Charm the Mirror of Erised so that it shows Ron as a girl: he'll never be right in the head again.
13) State loudly two minuti before a Quidditch match that Harry can't make it because he's practicing for his successivo interview.
14) Constantly throw small, sharp objects at his head.
15). …And when he gets annoyed look innocent and say “I was only trying to give te a scar!”
16) Continuously point out mistakes in his Transfiguration work even if it’s perfect and when te fail the class announce loudly that Ron taught te everything te know.
17) Tell him that Hermione was really in Amore with Fred and was just using him to get at his brother
18) Sneak up behind him in Harry's Invisiblity mantello and start breathing reallllyyy heavy down the back of his neck. If he says anything, reply with "It is your time, son." (This one is my FAVORITE!)
19) Remind him he's related to the Malfoy's.
20) Go into his closet dressed as a spider, and jump out in the middle of the night