1. te tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written più letters to them than te can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Gesù do?) te ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. te have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. te have più pictures of them than te do of your own family.

6. te were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. te can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. te don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think te suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear te referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."