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1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told te te had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6.     Pat him on the head and give him fiori when his plans are foiled yet again.
7.     If te ever need to say 'Like taking caramelle from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8.     Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
9.    Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
10.     Insist that te have met chunks of cheese with più cunning plans than his.
11.     When he tries to impress te with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
12.     Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
13.    Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out oro stars.
14.     Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
15.    Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
16.     Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
17.    Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
18.    If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say te 'thought te were helping!'
19.    Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
20.    Buy him a stress ball.
21.    Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
22.    Call him Tommy-boy. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
23.     Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
24.    'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
25.     Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
26.    Politely exclaim now and again that te 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
27.    Sing 'California girls' at the superiore, in alto of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
28.     Tell him te know this great therapist in London....
29.    Steal, snap and bury his wand. (You might want to do this BEFORE te do all this other stuff)
30.    Then tell him Lucius Malfoy did it.
31.    Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
32.    Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
33.    Write him a theme song. Start Canto it whenever he is about to do o say something particularly clever and nasty.
34.    When he's done something particularly nasty - attraversare, croce your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do te really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
35.    Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
36.    Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy that Lucious Malfoy destroyed."
37.     Cuddle him at random moments.
38.    Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
39.    Tell him te think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
40.     Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter o Dumbledore.
41.     Mock his baldness.
42.    Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
43.    Be Harry Potter. Be alive
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Based on an original new story da J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is a new play da Jack Thorne. It is the eighth story in the Harry Potter series and the first official Harry Potter story to be presented on stage.

It was always difficult being Harry Potter and it isn’t much easier now that he is an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, a husband and father of three school-age children.

While Harry grapples with a past that refuses to stay where it belongs, his youngest son Albus must struggle with the weight of a family legacy he never wanted. As past and present fuse ominously, both father and son learn the uncomfortable truth: sometimes, darkness comes from unexpected places.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is one play presented in two Parts, which are intended to be seen in order on the same giorno (matinee and evening) o on two consecutive evenings.
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