RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT


Here I am, in an isolated letto wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN da DEATH” crowd there . da hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve lets find what happened there……….

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Rita : oh my! Its unbelievable! Where have I turned up today?

Death eater1: oh yeah look there – an old scum has turned up here.

Rita: excuse me te unknown man but te ought to give some respect to people who actually live.

Death eater 2: its time te earned it lady o you’ll soon be joining us. te know our powers are not gone entirely.we’ve got a wand te know?


( after an awkward pause )


Rita : well te know since I came here, I might as well interview “the man..”

Deathe eater 3: excuse me? What did te just say??

Rita: well te know he’s called like that now in the wizarding world but if it offends te so much I can use “the dark lord” te know?

Death eater 4: yeah!it sounds better.

(just as skeeter is about to enter a room Bellatrix appears in the way. Thinking she might as well do her job to perfection, skeeter decides to go with her first.)

Rita : um..miss Bella do te mind if I interview you?

Bella : yes I mind and if te call me Bella again..you know no one but the dark lord ….has the er right…. (bellatrix blushes)

Rita : well shall I have one domanda for te that the muggles who read Harry potter waiting to know?

Bella: muggles? Filthy mudbloods Leggere about the noble Dark lord?? What the hell is going on there?

Rita : well te know an extremely intelligent lady called JKR has somehow received an intuition and imaginarily wrote about the wizarding world and it quite seems to be true!
Anyways lets come to the point now. What do te think about having to die in the hands of Molly weasley?

Bella : THAT IDIOTIC OLD BRAT MURDERING ME – ME- THE DARK LORD’S MOST DEVOTED SERVANT. THAT WASTREL- THAT FAT-UNTALENTED-UGLY-SQUAT-POVERTY RIDDEN-BLOOD TRAITOR – FIT FOR NOTHING – ITS NOT FAIR – I CAN DEFEAT HER IN A secondo – ITS NOT FAIR –I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS-I WANT JUSTICE-CRUCIO-CRUCIO-………

(and skeeter positively runs from the place to avoid further torture. Then after an ora of melee she finally meets voldemort )

Rita : its an immense pleasure to meet te my lord!

Voldemort : it wouldn’t be such a pleasure for te if im not in a good mood.

Rita : er –Mr Riddle

Voldemort : how dare te call me using my filthy mudblood fathers name..Call me nothing but voldemort.

Rita : so lets sposta on… as te know how famous I am in the wizarding world…

Voldemort: *snorts* te know I may have been killed da a boy but yet I’m sensible enough to know some facts.

Rita : well anyways the point is that te can convey to the wizarding world what te want them to know through me.

Voldemort: that’s the only reason im tolerating all this nonsense.

Rita : so people have got many domande and I want to ask te them. First of all do te still think te were più powerful than HARRY POTTER?

Voldemort : do te have any doubt in that? ( eyes narrow furiously )



Rita : next- why is it that te never really married?

Voldemort: just because I didnt marry it doesn’t mean that I never… er… that’s my personal so sposta on before I blast te down.

Rita: um…after all these years have te learnt a lesson?

Voldemort: yes!! ( he certainly has an evil glint in his eyes now )

Rita : what is the lesson?

Voldemort : successivo time I make a horcrux I’ll make sure I put più enchanments and use unusual objects not connected to me.

Rita : a very useful lesson indeed – I see te have thought well on this matter.

Voldemort: (menacingly) sposta on!!!

Rita : well one final domanda – what do te wish to tell HARRY POTTER ?

( voldemort rises from his chair and starts shouting furiously )

Voldemort : THAT BOY LIVES ONLY DUE TO MY MISTAKE AND NOT HIS POWER.

Rita : thinks -{ how many times does he make the same mistake? Yet not admitting. }

Voldemort :TELL HIM THAT EVEN IF HE KILLED ME, THE DARK LORD HAS NOT Lost HOPE. HE WILL RISE AGAIN..

Rita : thinks-{ how?}

Voldemort : AND GIVE HIM THIS ON MY BEHALF – ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’ , ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’

(rita positively flees out but più death eaters unisciti the pursuit led da Bellatrix yet again. And amidst-

CRUCIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA! CONFRINGO!

She however manages to return back but not totally unscathed though)

WELL GOOD LUCK successivo TIME RITA!!!

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