1. Offer him arachide, arachidi burro caramella fondente, fudge that te cooked yourself, and tell him that te named it Cornelius caramella fondente, fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that lime, calce green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really più of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, più flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to unisciti a conga line with te and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much più of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...
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