A good friend will comfort te when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for te when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps te up when te fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps te find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask te if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at te and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer te a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with te at that time of month. A best friend will throw te a tampon and push te in.
A good friend gives te their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help te move. A best friend will help te sposta the bodies.
A good friend will bail te out of jail. A best friend will be in the room successivo to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen te cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that te cried.
A good friend asks te to write down your number. A best friend has te on speed dial.
A good friend will leave te behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells te that she knows how te feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask te why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when te start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help te learn to drive. A best friend will help te roll the car into a lake so te can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when te go away. A best friend won't let te go away.
A good friend will go to a concerto with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide te from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after te in the first place.
A good friend will be there for te when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps te up when te fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps te find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask te if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at te and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer te a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with te at that time of month. A best friend will throw te a tampon and push te in.
A good friend gives te their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help te move. A best friend will help te sposta the bodies.
A good friend will bail te out of jail. A best friend will be in the room successivo to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen te cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that te cried.
A good friend asks te to write down your number. A best friend has te on speed dial.
A good friend will leave te behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells te that she knows how te feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask te why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when te start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help te learn to drive. A best friend will help te roll the car into a lake so te can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when te go away. A best friend won't let te go away.
A good friend will go to a concerto with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide te from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after te in the first place.
