A good friend will comfort te when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for te when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps te up when te fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps te find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask te if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at te and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer te a soda. A best friend...
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