30 ways to annoy Sylar

1.Stare at his eyebrows.
2.Ask him constantly if you can touch his eyebrows.
3.Colour his eyebrows in with blue eyebrow pencil.
4.Repeat the word “Cake” randomly when standing next to him.
5.Play “He's Frank” (The song that he walked down the street to in 3x02) and ask him to “boogie” with you.
6.Paint blood on his head and scream “YOU'VE BEEN SYLAR-ED!”
7.Put a sign around his neck saying “Hungry and Homeless”
8.Show him the many fanfics about Syelle.
9.Redecorate his house.
10.Force him into doing a photoshoot for Neutrogena.
11.Make out with your boyfriend in front of him and watch him squirm.
12.Find his baby pictures.
13.Scream.
14.Swap his shampoo with brandy.
15.Tell him that Elle kissed Peter.
16.Tell him that he's hot. Repeatedly.
17.Tell him that Maya kissed Mohinder.
18.Then heavily imply that he is single now.
19.Give him a massage.
20.Throw shoes at him.
21.Attack his hair with gel.
22.Insist that you call him Larry.
23.Get him a mug with “Do you drink decaf?” on it.
24.Vandalize his house with the words “Claire Bennet is still alive”
25.After he says something, say “Good dog!”
26.Interrupt his long speeches with irrelevant things such as “You smell funny” or “Do you know where the nearest crematorium is?”.
27.Tell him that he is not special. Laugh when he cries.
28.Take him to Salsa classes for Over 50's.
29.Replace his shoes with woman's boots.
30.Ask him what bra size he takes.


If you can think of more then comment!!
Sorry Sylar :S