Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do te feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: te know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle te with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the fuoco Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do te think?
Cleverbot: I don't think da myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do te feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: te know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle te with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the fuoco Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do te think?
Cleverbot: I don't think da myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
Allies:
France x England
Canada x America
Russia x China
Axis:
Germany x Italy
Giappone x Greece
Soviet:
Latvia x Ukraine
Estonia x Belarus
Lithuania x Poland
Nordics:
Sweden x Finland
Denmark x Norway
Iceland x Hong Kong
Other:
Austria x Switzerland
Prussia x Hungary
Spain x Romano
Sealand x Liechtenstein
South Korea x Taiwan
Germania x Roman Empire
Netherlands x Belguim
Egypt x Seychelles
Thailand x Vietnam
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey o something! da the way I am born in the anno of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake o dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece ratto YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea ratto o ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/
