(Spin-off of the Card tavolo Dating skit da Richard Jeni)
I say when te meet your other self te don't want a cena table, what te want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the tavolo and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see te poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
I say when te meet your other self te don't want a cena table, what te want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the tavolo and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see te poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
Allies:
France x England
Canada x America
Russia x China
Axis:
Germany x Italy
Giappone x Greece
Soviet:
Latvia x Ukraine
Estonia x Belarus
Lithuania x Poland
Nordics:
Sweden x Finland
Denmark x Norway
Iceland x Hong Kong
Other:
Austria x Switzerland
Prussia x Hungary
Spain x Romano
Sealand x Liechtenstein
South Korea x Taiwan
Germania x Roman Empire
Netherlands x Belguim
Egypt x Seychelles
Thailand x Vietnam
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey o something! da the way I am born in the anno of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake o dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece ratto YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea ratto o ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/