Italy and Romano

(Spin-off of the Card tavolo Dating skit da Richard Jeni)

I say when te meet your other self te don't want a cena table, what te want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the tavolo and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...

1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes fan art make him look cute to though ^w^






2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still Amore him X3



3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on commenti on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" o he's "theres" o they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them più than anyone else...

Ever wonder about the human names of the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia Characters? Well, here te go~ -chuckles- I apologize for the length. Enjoy~!

Taken from: hetalia.wikinet.org


America

America received the name Alfred F. Jones (アルフレッド・F・ジョーンズ, Arufureddo F. Jōnzu). "Jones" is one of the most common surnames in the United States. His last name could also refer to the action movie hero Indiana Jones, as America once stated that one of his own hobbies is archaeology.
"Alfred F." is most probably an allusion to Alfred E. Neuman; the "F" in his middle name possibly inspired da John F. Kennedy,...

NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I GOT IT FROM DEVIANTART.


He could still remembered what happened that day, as though it were only yesterday.

It was a normal giorno at the World Conference. The sun was out, the sky was blue, and England and France were arguing with each other with America arguing in between them. Spain was flirting with Romano while Italy was bugging Germany, even though the smaller nation had no clue. Greece was sleeping, Prussia was molesting poor Canada, Turkey was bugging Egypt, and Russia was frightening the Baltic States with South Korea trying to claim the breasts of China and...