WARNING:This is just some stupid joke articolo which te really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If te don't wanna sit through a 2 ora flim here are the main points te might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They sposta at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all te want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. te probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to diviso, spalato up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The successivo time te hear about a "Cool party" te might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves te alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are te should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing Friends and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If te aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the successivo 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If te don't wanna sit through a 2 ora flim here are the main points te might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They sposta at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all te want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. te probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to diviso, spalato up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The successivo time te hear about a "Cool party" te might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves te alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are te should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing Friends and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If te aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the successivo 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.