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posted by peoplesuck
Here is part one scene nine. This one is longer and sorry AwesomeHippie, it ends with a cliffhanger.
The board meeting was finally ending. Cuddy had just spent an ora listening to testimonial about how she was a whore and Tritter was just so damn wonderful, the usual stuff. She was so sick of being punished for what had happened. Hadn’t she taken her fill? Wasn’t it over yet? At least she had gotten off with only a suspension, but now the bastard was going to find out what had driven her to America. That would be very bad for her. Not that what she had done was terrible, but the head of the board would construe it to make her look bad. In reality she had done the Americans a favor, o tried to anyway, and this was the thanks she got?
“This doesn’t feel right,” Cuddy detto setting a file down on the table.
She and Sarah were at Caribou Coffee looking over possible adopted parents.
“This is not the same as what happened to you,” Sarah replied.
“Look, it’s been a bad day. I really don’t feel like doing this right now.”
“For the past six weeks the entirety of your existence has been of sub-par quality. What’s so special about today?”
“Well to start with I had a flat tire and had to walk. On the way to work I busted a heel and got soaking wet while wearing white. Wilson wasted thirty minuti babbling about how I should have called someone. Apparently House told him that I am pregnant so he had to go all chivalrous on my ass. On superiore, in alto of that the files he gave me that were supposed to be patients were actually lists and records of local therapists. I was late to a board meeting that was supposed to be about expanding the Lucas Wing. Instead I sat there for three hours getting lectured about this thing with Tritter and how I am dragging the hospitals name through the mud and blah blah blah. Now I’m suspended without pay for a week and the head of the board doctor what’s-his-face is going to dig up everything he can from my past so he can take my license.”
“Tritter slashed your tires and te didn’t want to involve anyone else, that’s why te stupidly decided to walk ten miles to work. te could’ve called me. I’m already on the hit-list. As for the board, te will not benefit from maintaining your idealism. The rule of the game is survival of the fittest not survival of the purest. Did te look at the names of those therapists?”
“I figured as much. What exactly is it that te are concerned this incompetent bureaucratic son of a cagna will find? I thought te were persecuted because te are Jewish,” Sarah sipped her fifth large White Cioccolato Mocha and watched Cuddy carefully.
“You’ve always known there was another piece to the story. Don’t try your psychological trickery crap on me.”
“What could te have possibly done?”
“I’ll tell te some giorno Sarah, but not now.”
“Intriguing. You’re seriously considering keeping your spawn?”
“That’s all te have to say? Intriguing?”
“If te have a secret the best way to keep it is to keep everyone in the dark. Tell only one person if necessary.”
“You’re going to figure out some way to retrieve my records from Iraq aren’t you?”
“Absolutely not. te didn’t answer my question.”
“I don’t know, Sarah. Why does it matter to you? My kid is not your kid.”
“I deeply regret concerning myself with your psychological health,” Sarah replied sarcastically, “If my interference annoys te such go establish contact with ignorant, self-absorbed homo-sapiens.”
“In your definition, all people are selfish.”
“There are varying degrees.”
“I see.”
“Okay, here’s the reason I infer te are reluctant to find pseudo-parents for your procreation: te were abandon da your parents and te remember how that feels and te don’t want to put your kid through the same thing.”
“Do te ever let anyone psychoanalyze you? I’m sure you’d be an interesting study.”
“Indubitably not.”
“What if I interview one of these couples o persons o whatever and they seem nice and all so I give them my baby and they turn out to be molesters o members of one of those freaky cults.”
“True, te never can trust people. However, I have the answer.”
“I’m afraid to ask, but what is your answer?”
”We have these people’s names.”
“There are only two ways to get the truth about people. One, te Converse with their associates o two, te observe them without their knowledge.”
“I believe they call number two stalking.”
“In this context it is called investigation. If it was stalking private investigators would be out of the job.”
“You are not a private investigator.”
“True, te could afford to hire one, but I’m cheaper, free actually, and very good at investigation.”
“Come on. How could te be good at investigation?”
“Psychology classes, we had to study people.”
“How is it that te know all of this random shit?”
“I like to have a diverse set of practical skills.”
“How is knowing how to stalk people practical?”
“You never know. It’s obviously going to come in handy now, because I’m going to investigate these people.”
“Fine, if te get caught and the police haul your culo off to jail, don’t call me cause I’m not going to bail te out.”
“Bureaucratic evil number three is up your anal sphincter because of your situation with Tritter correct?”
“Yes, The Board is only number three?”
“Number one is the IRS, obviously, number two is congress, but it is close. te did at least insinuate that your involvement with Tritter is not consensual right?”
“Of course I did.”
Sarah leaned inoltrare, avanti so that her face was inches from Cuddys. Cuddy leaned back and furrowed her eyebrows in confusion.
“What are te doing,” she asked warily.
Sarah did not bother answering. Instead she narrowed her eyes suspiciously and leaned backwards.
“Why would te do that,” she asked sounding like she already knew the answer.
“Do what? Lean away from you,” Cuddy asked bewildered, “I’m sorry, but I sort of prefer men. I thought te did too.”
“Ha, not even someone as pretty as te could turn me gay. I was checking your pupils for constriction. Isn’t lying against one of the six-hundred and thirteen commandments?”
“You do it all the time and it violates one of your ten commandments.”
“Touche. Why didn’t te defend yourself? Bureaucratic evil number three obviously had the court transcript so they knew what te detto happened.”
“The court transcript was dato to bureaucratic evil number three da the judge who is obviously on Tritters side in the matter. It is different than me blatantly stating what really happened o trying to prove that what I say is the truth.”
“Who is it that you’re defending?”
“The only other person he’s really threatened, so far, is you.”
“I have a black-belt in several forms of martial arts, I kick-box, I know how to fight. Plus I am currently carrying four concealed weapons. Wilson is the same size if not bigger than Tritter, I’m sure he could probably take care of himself. The person about whom te are concerned who has the least muscular potential would be House.”
“Except for the crippled leg he’s not weak.”
“You are still hormonally attracted to him.”
“Don’t start.”
“I’ll stop mentioning your hormonal attraction to House when te stop being a martyr.”
“I’m not __”
“Since te are going to deny it, here,” Sarah detto taking a twenty-two caliber out of her calzino and setting it on the table, “Obviously, you’re going to need it.”
“I do not have a gun license.”
“And no one should be able to rape someone and be protected da a county judge. You’re going to have to get your hands dirty on this one.”
“If I break the law they will ship my culo back to Iraq where I will be tortured and killed o to Israel where the Iraqi government will find me then torture and kill me.”
“Then find some other way to fight this. I would gladly kill him, but it would appear that if he dies te die. The only other option is for te to leave the state, but he could easily follow te and te wouldn’t give up your hospital anyway.”
“And te would destroy any other dean of medicine and consequently my hospital.”
“The secondo consequence would be inadvertent.”
Cuddy fell silent, staring at the gun debating over whether o not to take it. On one hand she was angry enough to shoot him. On the other hand she was sick of this. If she shot him, she would be put on trial, then there would be an immigration hearing, and it would all be dragged out for years, decades even. All she wanted was to continue her life in peace, but that did not seem to be an option. It was never an option. If one thing wasn’t going wrong another was. If one storm ended another was in its wake. That’s how it had been for the past eighteen years. Yet, she had maintained her idealism, her optimism that things would get better. She could kill him and run, but that would entail leaving her hospital, her hospital that she had worked so hard for. Giving up her job, just about the only good thing in her life, was a deal breaker. There were other ways to kill people, but the instant he died the police would come barging through her door and they would fry her with either real o falsified evidence. How perfectly he had erased her options.
Three hours later…
House walked up to Cuddys door and began banging on it urgently with his cane. She had not been at work that day. For some reason it worried him. After several minuti of standing there banging incessantly on the door she did not answer. Suddenly he heard a faint clinking sound, like metal hitting cement.
If he thinks he is going to do anything else to her, I swear to God, House thought angrily. Quietly, he crept in the direction of the sound, his cane raised above his head threateningly. It had come from the box auto, garage he was sure of it. There were many things in Cuddys box auto, garage that were metal and could be used to beat her. The thought of that sickened him and made him go faster. He rounded the corner into the box auto, garage and found himself staring down the barrel of a twenty-two caliber.
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posted by ToriH389
Lollipop Isues 11 

( Cuddy has been discharged and is back to her normal life....except for she is still pregnant.. One calm morning Cuddy was at her scrivania, reception signing some papers when House barged in.... )
Cuddy-what do te want now..
House-nothing...I just came in here to see my preferito boss..
Cuddy-go do some kind of work House....
House-I was wondering if we should sposta in together......
House-and I'm being serious.....
Cuddy-sure....I would Amore to...but doesn't Wilson live there too.
House-ya..but him and Liz are at the other end of the apartment....
Cuddy-okay...when will we...
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posted by Irene3691
In the morning, Lisa wakes up early and goes to the room where Greg is sleeping, he opens his eyes slowly and sees her. Cuddy lies on letto successivo to him. ‘How do te feel?’
‘Better. I haven't slept very well, though...’
‘Does your leg hurt less?’
‘It hurts the same... but my body's starting to feel better...’
She nods. ‘That’s good. I’m so proud of you.’
‘I haven't done anything yet... this is just the beginning... I could disappoint te tomorrow... I'm not as strong as te may think.’
‘I know how te are, I know that te can do this, and I know why you’re doing this.’...
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posted by Irene3691
Some days pass da and they have Endocrinology class, as usually, Greg is late.
‘Where have te been?’
‘Fell asleep.’
‘Hugged to my panties? o te went to letto late thinking an evil plan to screw with me?
‘Both of them!!!’ He sticks his tongue out at her and the teacher warns them.
‘…and Mr House and Miss Cuddy will do the assignment together. As te like so much chattering ...’ He smiles. ‘Every couple must hand in this assignment before the end of the week.’
‘Oh, God... why have te forsaken me?’ Says House.
‘This is not fun for me either...’
‘How can't this be fun,...
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posted by Irene3691
successivo morning Lisa gets up at lunch time and goes straight to have a shower, she doesn’t even know if he has come back yet and she doesn’t want to go to his room just in case they ended up at his bed. When she goes out of the bathroom, she bumps into him who is waiting near the door to have his shower.
‘Morning... well, afternoon.’
She doesn’t know what to say.
‘Hey... te can have your shower, I’ve finished. Nice party da the way.’
‘Yeah, it was nice.’
Lisa doesn’t look at him and goes to her dorm to read a book. He doesn’t know what she did last night, he was... a little...
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Okay this is my secondo chapter to the Our Lives story and it is very explicit and may not be worth viewing to some people but there has to be a little bad before I get to the good trust me it will have a happy ending. Please read and let me know what te think. Thanks

Chapter 2: Searching

    Mac had the full police department in Princeton out searching everywhere for Stella and Lisa. Many people who were at the hotel where they had been attacked at were questioned but no one had any information that would help in the search. Mac was starting to get very frustrated and worried....
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posted by zubeerfaan
a/n sorry for my spelling i an from iceland soo..

Cuddy and wilson were still halfasleep . as the
were walking people kept looking at
them and giving them funny looks .

House kept giggling and cuddy and Wilson were
getting innoyed

“WHAT!!?? “ cuddy finally snapped

“umm Cuddles te have a little something there”
house detto as she pointed on cuddies face

“HOUSE what did te do” Wilson detto as he started
to wake up and saw the moustache on cuddies face

Cuddy walked as quickly as she could to the

nearest bathroom and started rubbing it off.

House and Wilson went to the bathroom to and
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posted by iluvhousemd
A poem I wrote while I was bored. It's about House and his pain. How his pain keeps him from dealing with his problems.

Pain: A House poem.

Pain, It distracts me,
It keeps me from being angry,
It blocks out problems I don’t want to face
Scars vanish without a trace

Pain, It makes me forget
All of my regrets
About those I pushed away
When I really wanted them to stay

Pain, It takes away my fears
Like, if I will be alone the rest of my years
Left here to drown
In all of my secret tears

On pain I am now dependant,
Though it is my assailant
I am as addicted to the pain
As I am to drugs I use to make it no longer remain

Thanks for reading!!! Plz comment!!!
posted by Chandlerfan
Here's chapter 1 of my first Wilteen fanfic! Obviously, they haven't had a lot of scenes together yet so I couldn't play on their reactions to each other like in Huddy fanfics etc but I gave it a shot! Enjoy! =D

The days went da slowly and painfully for a certain Dr James Wilson since the passing of his girlfriend, Dr Amber Volakis, dubbed CTB da House. He loved her so much and couldn’t find it in his cuore to let the memory go. She broke his pattern. She was the first person he loved because of who she was, well, she certainly wasn’t needy. She didn’t need someone da her side, but she...
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OK, here's the first chapter of a little fanfic I'm doing, and I know it may be a bit confusing, but orso with me, once you've read the other chapters, it'll make più sense. =]

The giorno was a slow one for a certain Dr Gregory House. It felt like he had been there for hours and hours, when in fact it was only half an ora since he came in that morning. His team of highly educated doctors had not yet arrived as the morning was still young, and House usually found a way to pass the time if, on the rare occasion, he’s ever early, like today.

The reason why time doesn’t fly past like every other...
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House Season 1 Episode 3: Occam's Razor
Full Recap
Brandon, a 22-year old male, passed out after having sex with his fiancée. He had been complaining about a cough and a rash beforehand. Now he is suffering severe abdominal pain, nausea, fever and low blood pressure.
A quick scan and exam reveal nothing, so House and team look for alternate answers. Dr. Cameron points out that no condition accounts for this many symptoms. House realizes they need to control the patient's blood pressure first, and they run a core stem test and an EKG test among others.
The tests don't reveal much, but Dr. Foreman...
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posted by rosehustle1
"I like this view." House detto as he sat a superiore, in alto the roof of Ariel's apartment building. She sat down in the chair beside him and handed him a beer.
"Thanks...I use to always hide on the rooftop at the hospital." He said.
She smiled as she drank some of her own beer.
"Your own hidden sanctuary?"
"Sort of, but I was always found."
"It's chilly tonight... maybe we should have stayed for the 11:15 showing." She detto as she leaned further back into her chair.
"No movie can match this." He detto as he pointed the the lit up skyscrapers and the full moon above.
She turned to look at him. He had a soft...
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i have been studying for my up coming biology, algebra and PE theory tests...*sighs* so this fic (in my opinion) isn't very good...i have worked out i am like 20 hours sleep deprived... *yawns* so yeah...i postato some fan art to go with these chappies in the fanart part of the huddy spot so look and review and same with this chap...read, review and rate!!! xxx

The remaining days passed as fast as they had come. The pack was slow and daunting because both knew that what had happened on that yacht would never be mentioned again.
Greg continued eyeing up Lisa, dressed in knee length jeans with layered...
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