The Sum of Gregory House

To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over da a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over da a reindeer
limpin' home from Cuddy's house Natale eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Natale mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over da a reindeer,
limpin' home from Cuddy's house Christmas...

The episode begins with a view shot of the supposedly-Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, a faint, annoying sound in the playing in the background. And as secondi go by, we finally realize that the buzzing, strumming, o perhaps ticking noise was intended to initiate suspense. As if the spoilers swimming around the internet hasn't caused that already. Back to the episode: We see random shots of clinic patients and staff in slow motion, and if te have already watched the episode like I have, you'd notice that the only actual faces we're actually seeing are the people who will be taken...