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ShadowProve13 said:
seeing as te already know wht it is....me gonna post random thingie~ X3 Paul: Carl! There is a dead human in our house! Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here? Paul: Caaaarl, what did te do?! Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this! Paul: Explain what happened, Carl! Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life! Paul: Why did te kill this person, Carl? Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least preferito thing to do. Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what te were doing before I came home. Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs… Paul: Okay… Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room… Paul: Yes? Carl: Leggere a book… Paul: Go on… Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in… Paul: Okay… Carl: So, I went up to him… Paul: Yes… Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. (Silence.) Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people! Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!! Paul: How could te not know that?! Carl: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I SUCK. (silence) Paul: What happened to his hands? Carl: What’s that? Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing? Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them. (silence) Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!! Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, te know, when te crave hands… Paul: Why on earth would te do that?! Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break! Paul: Caaaaaarl! Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies. Paul: Caarl! Carl: That only hands would satisfy! Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?! Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!
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