I walked through the Great Hall, staring at the several specimens locked in the containers, straining to survive. The Resisty were trying to rehabilitate the Lost species killed da the Irken empire, but were failing miserably. My own civilization was dying off, due to a recente run in with them. It was a horrible war, but our people decided to unisciti the Resisty rather than to fight them off. Why did they do it so late, though? I ran into someone while I was deep in thought. I looked down.
"Oh, hi, Lard Nar."
"Hello."
"Soo, how's it going?" I detto slowly, obviously sensing the awkwardness in the air. Lard Nar growled.
"I did not come here to have a chummy conversation with you. I have come here to tell te that you've been assigned to a mission."
"A mission?!" I squeaked excitedly. He sighed.
"Yes," he detto while rubbing his temples, obviously in a bad mood. "You've been assigned to go to Earth."
"Earth?" I complained. My antennas drooped. I did not want to go the same planet as the Irken Empire's biggest idiot, even if he is a help to our cause.
"Yes Earth! Now don't complain. This is a mandatory mission."
"I want something out of it," I said, pouting. He sighed again, this time più exaggeratedly.
"Fine, but after the mission. te got that!" Lard Nar snarled. Man was he pissy. Before he walked away, I detto something.
"Now te owe me two favors." I couldn't see him, but I could hear him pause.
"Two favors? What on Vort are te talking about?" he detto suspiciously. I turned slightly, smirking.
"Don't te remember? te killed my boyfriend." I turned again, and walked away. I couldn't see his face, but I knew what expression he was wearing.
Dumbfounded.
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I pressed my back against my seat, shoving my foot into my combat boots. It seems they have shrunk. After a few minuti of struggle, my foot finally snugged into place. Now the other foot. I sighed; this was the worst mission I ever had, even worse than going to Blorch. Ten times worse than going to Blorch. The mission was to convince Zim that the Armada was coming and he was to go back to Irk to prepare for the invasion. This would allow him to destroy Irk through his own stupidity. My hologram disguiser snapped onto my forehead. It projected a hologram of an Irken. I didn't think I needed , but I knew Zim wouldn't believe me if I told him I was Irken. My skin's naturally a cool grey, and my eyes are bright yellow, an obvious sign of Nightmare Irken. I twirled around to make sure every speck of me looked Irken. After nodding my head with pride, I glanced over to the doorway. "My, my. Don't te look pretty." I cursed under my breath. What was this jerk doing here?
"What are te doing here, Aris?" I said, scowling. His wicked grin made me want to punch, punzone it off his face. He wagged his finger at me.
"Now, now my little Dakama," his tone was demeaning, as though he was speaking to a smeet, " don't frown. That'll ruin your cute little face."
"Just get to the point!" I roared. Aris crossed his arms, cocking his head to the side.
"I'm just getting to that. Jeez, don't get your panties in a wad." He paused, smiling even più roguishly. "I'm coming with te to Earth. Aren't te excited?"
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Several guards had to pin me down to stop me from knocking any più trash cans. They dragged to the council, their heavy boots clotted along the ground. People whispered as I was carried across the hall, screaming and kicking along the way. We came to two large doors,decorated with blue swirls of light. It was nauseating. The guards threw me in the council with not even an air of politeness. The Council drew their gaze to me as I hit the ground with a heavy thud.
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" I howled. Lard Nar sighed.
"Oh no, not te again." He ran his hands along his horns in an annoyed manner. That man seemed to be in a bad mood at all times.
"Child, calm down," detto Ixane with a soft, hypnotic voice. Shloonktapooxis started blabbering on about pirate monkeys.
" I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! WHAT DID te SEND ARIS TO DO THE MISSION WITH ME?!" Ixane drew in a long deep breath and strolled towards me.
"Dakama, te know te have depression-" I cut her off.
"What of it?!" I said, gritting my teeth.
"We sent Aris to make sure," she paused, "You don't kill yourself." My eyes widened, realizing the point of the Council's decision. But I didn't want to stop know, I was still too angry and enraged.
"BUT WHY ARIS?!!" Ixane chuckled awkwardly, and looked over to Lard Nar for assistance.
"Because other Resisty members were too afraid you'd kill them," Lard Nar detto wryly. I glared at him, but he remained unaffected. He knew I could do nothing to him. Lard Nar raised an eye brow. "What are te looking at? Why don't te leave, already. You've got your information. Go!" I spat on the floor and strided out the door. Jerk.
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I walked down the crowded hallways, hunching. Aris spotted me and pulled me bye the antennae. "So, I heard about your little outburst in the Council's room." I eyed him coldly.
"Who told te that?" I snapped. He chuckled wickedly.
All he detto was,"A little birdie told me." I sneered at him.
"It was Lard Nar, wasn't it?"
"Man, that man hates you! What did te do to make him so pissed at you?"
"I have no idea! Maybe I killed one of his Friends in the war." I shrugged. For some reason, Lard Nar always seems to get a headache when I'm around. Aris wrapped his arms around my shoulder. I removed his hand with a hard smack. Aris winced slightly.
"Can te believe we're heading to Earth tomorrow?" I groaned. This was going to be a long trip.
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The trip to Earth was not as annoying as I thought. Aris was generally quiet, only making an occasional comment. The only thing wrong is that Aris did not let me drive the ship. He detto that I might have a "mental breakdown" at any dato moment. The entire time, I just gazed at the stars. I did glance at Aris once in a while. When he was in pilot mode, he was stern, his eyes focused, and his shoulders tensed. I would admire how talented and serious he was. But when he found me staring at him, he would make a stupid commento that would make me forget what I was thinking before.
When we arrived Earth, Aris maneuvered seamlessly through the atmosphere, making sure not to come in too fast. We landed quietly, making sure no one would notice the ship. I turned on the hologram projector so the ship would look like an Earth automobile. Then, Aris and I turned on our own holograms. Aris' disguise consisted of a curly mess of red hair, bright blue eyes, a white tank superiore, in alto with a plaid camicia on top, torn skinny jeans, and beat up converse. I actually found him attractive.
"Looking good," I detto playfully. He winked at me.
"Not bad yourself." I had short, raven hair, an emo tear covering my right eye, blood red eyes, a radiant green sweater with the Irken Insignia on the front and two blue stripes a the arms, denim mini shorts with black and green striped leggings, and indigo combat boots. Aris eyed me a little, which made me feel uncomfortable, but I reassured myself that he was only making sure my outfit was believable.
We stood in front of a narrow, green house, decorated with several tacky looking lawn gnomes and rosa flamingos. It was obviously Zim's house since it stood out the most out of the neighborhood.
"Man, he is one stupid piece of trash, now isn't he?" Aris detto blatantly. We strolled towards the house. Once we stepped into the yard, the gnomes began to fuoco lasers at us. Despite this, they were easy to avoid since their aim wasn't very accurate o long ranged. As soon as we stepped onto the doorway, Aris kicked in the door. The house only had two rooms, a cucina and a living room. A small, green dog with a large zipper on the front had its nubby black hand buried in a bag of chips. It seemed to be SIR unit. A poorly disguised SIR unit, as a matter fact. It seemed to ignore the fact that there were intruders in its master's base. It's probably a defective I thought.
I leaned towards the SIR, "Where is your master?" The SIR unit looked at me and grinned. Sticky, black goo stuck onto her teeth.
"He's out! Wants some CHEESE?" detto the little SIR unit. His voice was off key, heightening and dropping in pitch. I face palmed.
"Aris, he's not home." Aris had an unreadable expression. Either he was happy we were staying for a little longer, o he's mad that we wasted six months of spazio travel. Then he smiled, wrapping his arms around my waist.
"Wanna have some fun?" He said, whispering into where my ear should be. I shivered as his hot breath hit my neck.
"What do te mean?" I detto suspiciously.
"Let's wait for the fourth of July to go home. I want to explore the culture."
"Oh," I detto disappointingly. Aris produced a wicked smile.
"What do te think I meant?" I removed his arms from my waist and turned my back on him.
"N-Nothing!" Aris laughed.
"Oh, hi, Lard Nar."
"Hello."
"Soo, how's it going?" I detto slowly, obviously sensing the awkwardness in the air. Lard Nar growled.
"I did not come here to have a chummy conversation with you. I have come here to tell te that you've been assigned to a mission."
"A mission?!" I squeaked excitedly. He sighed.
"Yes," he detto while rubbing his temples, obviously in a bad mood. "You've been assigned to go to Earth."
"Earth?" I complained. My antennas drooped. I did not want to go the same planet as the Irken Empire's biggest idiot, even if he is a help to our cause.
"Yes Earth! Now don't complain. This is a mandatory mission."
"I want something out of it," I said, pouting. He sighed again, this time più exaggeratedly.
"Fine, but after the mission. te got that!" Lard Nar snarled. Man was he pissy. Before he walked away, I detto something.
"Now te owe me two favors." I couldn't see him, but I could hear him pause.
"Two favors? What on Vort are te talking about?" he detto suspiciously. I turned slightly, smirking.
"Don't te remember? te killed my boyfriend." I turned again, and walked away. I couldn't see his face, but I knew what expression he was wearing.
Dumbfounded.
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I pressed my back against my seat, shoving my foot into my combat boots. It seems they have shrunk. After a few minuti of struggle, my foot finally snugged into place. Now the other foot. I sighed; this was the worst mission I ever had, even worse than going to Blorch. Ten times worse than going to Blorch. The mission was to convince Zim that the Armada was coming and he was to go back to Irk to prepare for the invasion. This would allow him to destroy Irk through his own stupidity. My hologram disguiser snapped onto my forehead. It projected a hologram of an Irken. I didn't think I needed , but I knew Zim wouldn't believe me if I told him I was Irken. My skin's naturally a cool grey, and my eyes are bright yellow, an obvious sign of Nightmare Irken. I twirled around to make sure every speck of me looked Irken. After nodding my head with pride, I glanced over to the doorway. "My, my. Don't te look pretty." I cursed under my breath. What was this jerk doing here?
"What are te doing here, Aris?" I said, scowling. His wicked grin made me want to punch, punzone it off his face. He wagged his finger at me.
"Now, now my little Dakama," his tone was demeaning, as though he was speaking to a smeet, " don't frown. That'll ruin your cute little face."
"Just get to the point!" I roared. Aris crossed his arms, cocking his head to the side.
"I'm just getting to that. Jeez, don't get your panties in a wad." He paused, smiling even più roguishly. "I'm coming with te to Earth. Aren't te excited?"
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Several guards had to pin me down to stop me from knocking any più trash cans. They dragged to the council, their heavy boots clotted along the ground. People whispered as I was carried across the hall, screaming and kicking along the way. We came to two large doors,decorated with blue swirls of light. It was nauseating. The guards threw me in the council with not even an air of politeness. The Council drew their gaze to me as I hit the ground with a heavy thud.
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" I howled. Lard Nar sighed.
"Oh no, not te again." He ran his hands along his horns in an annoyed manner. That man seemed to be in a bad mood at all times.
"Child, calm down," detto Ixane with a soft, hypnotic voice. Shloonktapooxis started blabbering on about pirate monkeys.
" I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! WHAT DID te SEND ARIS TO DO THE MISSION WITH ME?!" Ixane drew in a long deep breath and strolled towards me.
"Dakama, te know te have depression-" I cut her off.
"What of it?!" I said, gritting my teeth.
"We sent Aris to make sure," she paused, "You don't kill yourself." My eyes widened, realizing the point of the Council's decision. But I didn't want to stop know, I was still too angry and enraged.
"BUT WHY ARIS?!!" Ixane chuckled awkwardly, and looked over to Lard Nar for assistance.
"Because other Resisty members were too afraid you'd kill them," Lard Nar detto wryly. I glared at him, but he remained unaffected. He knew I could do nothing to him. Lard Nar raised an eye brow. "What are te looking at? Why don't te leave, already. You've got your information. Go!" I spat on the floor and strided out the door. Jerk.
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I walked down the crowded hallways, hunching. Aris spotted me and pulled me bye the antennae. "So, I heard about your little outburst in the Council's room." I eyed him coldly.
"Who told te that?" I snapped. He chuckled wickedly.
All he detto was,"A little birdie told me." I sneered at him.
"It was Lard Nar, wasn't it?"
"Man, that man hates you! What did te do to make him so pissed at you?"
"I have no idea! Maybe I killed one of his Friends in the war." I shrugged. For some reason, Lard Nar always seems to get a headache when I'm around. Aris wrapped his arms around my shoulder. I removed his hand with a hard smack. Aris winced slightly.
"Can te believe we're heading to Earth tomorrow?" I groaned. This was going to be a long trip.
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The trip to Earth was not as annoying as I thought. Aris was generally quiet, only making an occasional comment. The only thing wrong is that Aris did not let me drive the ship. He detto that I might have a "mental breakdown" at any dato moment. The entire time, I just gazed at the stars. I did glance at Aris once in a while. When he was in pilot mode, he was stern, his eyes focused, and his shoulders tensed. I would admire how talented and serious he was. But when he found me staring at him, he would make a stupid commento that would make me forget what I was thinking before.
When we arrived Earth, Aris maneuvered seamlessly through the atmosphere, making sure not to come in too fast. We landed quietly, making sure no one would notice the ship. I turned on the hologram projector so the ship would look like an Earth automobile. Then, Aris and I turned on our own holograms. Aris' disguise consisted of a curly mess of red hair, bright blue eyes, a white tank superiore, in alto with a plaid camicia on top, torn skinny jeans, and beat up converse. I actually found him attractive.
"Looking good," I detto playfully. He winked at me.
"Not bad yourself." I had short, raven hair, an emo tear covering my right eye, blood red eyes, a radiant green sweater with the Irken Insignia on the front and two blue stripes a the arms, denim mini shorts with black and green striped leggings, and indigo combat boots. Aris eyed me a little, which made me feel uncomfortable, but I reassured myself that he was only making sure my outfit was believable.
We stood in front of a narrow, green house, decorated with several tacky looking lawn gnomes and rosa flamingos. It was obviously Zim's house since it stood out the most out of the neighborhood.
"Man, he is one stupid piece of trash, now isn't he?" Aris detto blatantly. We strolled towards the house. Once we stepped into the yard, the gnomes began to fuoco lasers at us. Despite this, they were easy to avoid since their aim wasn't very accurate o long ranged. As soon as we stepped onto the doorway, Aris kicked in the door. The house only had two rooms, a cucina and a living room. A small, green dog with a large zipper on the front had its nubby black hand buried in a bag of chips. It seemed to be SIR unit. A poorly disguised SIR unit, as a matter fact. It seemed to ignore the fact that there were intruders in its master's base. It's probably a defective I thought.
I leaned towards the SIR, "Where is your master?" The SIR unit looked at me and grinned. Sticky, black goo stuck onto her teeth.
"He's out! Wants some CHEESE?" detto the little SIR unit. His voice was off key, heightening and dropping in pitch. I face palmed.
"Aris, he's not home." Aris had an unreadable expression. Either he was happy we were staying for a little longer, o he's mad that we wasted six months of spazio travel. Then he smiled, wrapping his arms around my waist.
"Wanna have some fun?" He said, whispering into where my ear should be. I shivered as his hot breath hit my neck.
"What do te mean?" I detto suspiciously.
"Let's wait for the fourth of July to go home. I want to explore the culture."
"Oh," I detto disappointingly. Aris produced a wicked smile.
"What do te think I meant?" I removed his arms from my waist and turned my back on him.
"N-Nothing!" Aris laughed.
They were at training. Zim was in line in front of Mew, and the Tallest Red and Purple to be were in front of him.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. te two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did te pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny te guys." Mew detto sarcastically.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. te two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did te pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny te guys." Mew detto sarcastically.
week 2 (continued)
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is più painful than the other side.
"what do te plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping te alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is più painful than the other side.
"what do te plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping te alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
it was just another horrible giorno at skool. dib hates me, i dont like skool food, blah blah blah... but i did notice a girl thats been in my class for... god knows how long.i sat successivo to her at lunch and i scaned her with my... well... scanner. i had a small discription. name: gabby. yes. pathetic. i had to talk to her.
the successivo day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at te its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
the successivo day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at te its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
it was a horrible anno at skool. sure, the humans were bad as always, but...it was also the bloodiest year.
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at te she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy o something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at te she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy o something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued