te know te watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. te have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. te don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... te vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And te know exactly what happened to them.
4. te pass out meat on Valentine's giorno instead of candy.
5. te talk in third person.
6. te block up your chimney on Natale because te fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image te can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. te check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When te get a zit, te name it Pustulio and insist...
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