1. His beautiful british accent ("Sarah, don't defy me,")
2. His goregous wild blonde hair (I'd Amore to get my fingers Rapunzel - L'intreccio della torre in it!)
3. His mismatched eyes (So quirky and mysterious!)
4. His pale skin (He makes Edward Cullen look darker!)
5. How he dresses (Damn...I Amore leather)
6. His riding crop (I won't even mention what I'm thinking!)
7. His power (I'd Amore to be his queen!)
8. His sultry, dark, melodic voice (I wanna listen to him all night long!)
9. His huge d*** (Won't mention my thoughts on that either!)
10. How romantic he is ("Just fear me, Amore me, do as I say and I will be your slave," I'll be your slave, Jareth!!!)
11. His magic (I want a glass of latte and oreos, please!)
12. His confidence (Not ashamed of himself and he owns it!)
13. He hates Hoggle too!!! (That annoying little dwarf drives us the wrong way!!!!)