Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.

Just so te know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!

Joey: ciao check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: ciao Rachel did te mind when Ross flirted with other people when te were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 anno old women put on a laccio, perizoma and she didnt even buy it!

Rachel: te don't want to try things too fast. te know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like te havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give te my baby?

Make Amore to you? what are te a girl?

Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?

te know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.

But do te think that maybe, on some level, te don't want to take off my bra?

If she wanted to be più like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle o something?

Monica, will te please tell Joey that he's a pig?

He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.

Why can't I become a waitress? I Amore serving Cibo (to myself).

Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.

I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City anno was just an amazing option.