"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."

"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."

"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a Cibo group."

"I'm a virgin. I just wanted te to know, in case ... I just wanted te to know."

"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would te take romantic consigli from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"

"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help te for once."

"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."

"There is no più hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No più Nairtinis, no più headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"