I Want to Hold te & Never Let te Go

ARIES / RAT:

Who is that Aries I saw te with?

That’s not just any old Aries. That’s an Aries/Rat, the cleverest, wiliest and most loquacious of Aries alive.

Rats are sociable. Aries are affable. Put the two together and te come up with personality plus. Blend the Rat’s inimitable charisma with the dauntless self-assurance of Aries and, well, see for yourself. This person is vitality incarnate.

Plans and projects boil over in the lives of Aries/Rats. On the scrivania, reception in the tana, den there are plans for a new wing on the old new wing, which Aries/Rat has drawn up in a fine deft hand. In the workshop...

ARIES:

Aries is the first of the twelve Western zodiacal signs. And although it comes first, it is often thought of as the baby of the family. Aries respond to stimuli in an impulsive and headstrong manner. The complexities of cunning, deceit and duplicity don’t appeal to Aries. The Aries person likes to operate out of righteousness (self- and the other kind), wherein he feels safe. The danger is that he can also feel a mite too complacent.

It’s a sorry giorno indeed when Aries finds out that her “best friend” at work has wangled the promotion she herself has been drudgingly seeking through...

ARIES / RAT

ARIES(“I am”):

Attributes:

Courage
Drive
Heartiness
Affability
Talent
Enterprise
Naiveté
Ostentation
Wilfulness
Excess
Sanctimony
Domination

Element: fuoco (Movement, Obsession, Energy)
Ruled by: Mars (Impulse, Action, Bravery)
Quality: Cardinal* (Authoritative, Active, Energetic)

*In astrology, a cardinal sign (also called da older astrologers a moveable sign) is a sign of the zodiac that initiates a change of temperate zone season when the Sun makes its annual passage into them. Aries, Cancer, Libra and Capricorn are the cardinal signs where declination of the Sun gets changed; as a result,...

Your expression number - the 1 - summarizes your first and your last name and accounts for your ambition and creativeness. What te crave above all is self-achievement and te can prove very wilful and determined person. This 1 of yours explains your problem with hierarchy and supervision: te would rather lead than just carry out... te need to watch your inclination for selfishness, domination and stubbornness... In short: Keep an eye on your ego and everything will be fine!

Your first name, K A, portrayed da number 8, reveals that te have been gifted with an energetic personality and that...

1. Call him Eddy all the time.

2: Give yourself a paper cut, then put it in your mouth and say, "Mm, delicious! Want some?"

3: Say, "You don't look that scary!"

4: Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."

5: Visualize yourself naked.


6: Ask him to help te do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."


7: Drive REALLY slow.


8: Volunteer him for a blood drive.


9: Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, "Look! Blood! OOOOOOHH!"


10: Hang up posters that say, "I support Jacob Black" and "Jacob Black for...