1. te go out of your way to get all the materials te need for a Brilliant Bopper.
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. te want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. te live da two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. te write fanfictions about te and Klaus together.
6. te always baciare him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, te reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're baciare him in a dream, and te wake up to find yourself baciare your pillow.
10. You've been caught sognare ad occhi aperti about him in school.
11. te have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. te think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if te ever met him.
13. te can't believe that Fiona broke his cuore in The Grim Grotto.
14. te think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and te don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's giorno poem for te to write, te write the mushiest poem about Klaus that te can.
16. te couldn't care less that the teacher's Leggere it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, te give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. te want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. te wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, baciare him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. te want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. te live da two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. te write fanfictions about te and Klaus together.
6. te always baciare him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, te reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're baciare him in a dream, and te wake up to find yourself baciare your pillow.
10. You've been caught sognare ad occhi aperti about him in school.
11. te have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. te think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if te ever met him.
13. te can't believe that Fiona broke his cuore in The Grim Grotto.
14. te think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and te don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's giorno poem for te to write, te write the mushiest poem about Klaus that te can.
16. te couldn't care less that the teacher's Leggere it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, te give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. te want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. te wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, baciare him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
The Brilliant Bopper
