1. te go out of your way to get all the materials te need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. te want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. te live da two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. te write fanfictions about te and Klaus together.

6. te always baciare him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.

8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, te reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"

9. You're baciare him in a dream, and...