Kurt: te and your Friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know.
Kurt: te nailed my lawn furniture to my roof. ”
—Kurt and Finn, -Pilot





“ Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you.
”
—Kurt to Rachel, Pilot





“ Mercedes: This song is terrible.

Mr. Schuester: Okay, no, no. It's not the song, te guys just need to get into it.

Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
”
—Kurt, Mr. Schuester, and Mercedes, Showmance





“ Rachel: ...because we're gonna give them (students) what they want.
Kurt: Blood? ”
—Showmance





“ They're gonna throw frutta at us....