Labyrinth

Excerpt:
(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock caramelle sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help te with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do te have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

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1. Take him out for cena but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when te try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. mostra him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is più kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

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1. Stuff one of those giant dodgeballs (the ones te all used to play dodgeball at gym o recess when it was legal) under your camicia and tell him your pregnant with his child.

2. While he's sleeping rub his bulge and watch him moan and squirm in his sleep. (Run when he wakes up!)

3. Come up behind him while he's talking to royalty at a royal banquet, cover his eyes and flirtily coo "guess who?"

4. Give the goblins meth and release them out into the goblin city.

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1. te really like peaches and think everytime te eat a pesca, peach you'll end up dancing with jareth in a bubble.

2. te can recite all of the movie.
3. te try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king.
4. te try to wish yourself away to the goblin king.
5. te own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia.
6. You've Lost count of how many times you've watched the movie.
7. te own the DVD o VHS.
8. some retarded twilight fan asks u what team are te on? te answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's fan base)....

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Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth o it's characters.
(Inspired da the song Angel Eyes da New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing Gothic Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark Suits with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar Gothic toga, abito though it was less revealing, her Cioccolato brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker...

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Tessa and Lorella walked through the castello all the way to the Servants quarters. Tessa saw many sprites hurrying in and out of the kitchen. she noticed a small female goblin was cooking some food.
She also noticed doors that probably connected to the servants rooms. "Tessa come along" Lorella detto noticing the young sprite looking around. "coming miss Lorella." Tessa detto following Lorella once again. "This s your room. te will wake up every morning at 6 o'clock. your clothes are in the bureaus. te will obey King Jareth. And te must obey the rules. Your first task is to clean up a...

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such a sweet young girl, so much potential. But worked under mistress Orial... she must have been through alot of trouble... knowing Orial, Tess would be dead if caught.... "Miss Lorella? May I ask a question?" Tessa asked looking at the kind fay woman. "yes Tessa?" "I was thinking if I can work under the King of Goblins? I apoligize is i'm mistaken but King Jareth doesn't hire sprites?"
Tessa asked looking hopeful. just what i was thinking! i will ask his highness tommorow at the castle. besides, i'm moving into the castello tommorow. Lorella thought. "I will ask his...

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Grazz led Sarah down the hall and like magic,the bacheca opened up and the dining hall came into sight.
A crystal chandilier hung from the celing. the celing looked like the night sky. pictures where pefectlly put into place. a long banquet tavolo was covered in mouth watering food. in the middle was a large centerpiece in the shape of a crystal flower.
wow this place is amazing! boy i'm starved! Sarah thought looking at the juicy, tender meat with a warm buttery biscotto on a plate. as she sat down, she noticed Grazz started to leave. "Grazz aren't te hungry?" Sarah asked...

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Her long blue hair swished behind her back. Her magenta eyes shined in the moonlight as her skin glowed. she walked down the streets of the empty, quiet, Goblin City. A fay woman was walking out of a house. the young woman noticed the fay's welcoming warmth of the little hut. so the young woman started walking torwards the woman. "what is your name?" the fay woman asked with a voice like honey. "my name is Tessa. may I come in?" Tessa asked politely. "yes. my name is Lorella." she detto gesturing Tessa into the house. as Tessa stepped in she saw a tavolo chairs and a lamp. "please, make...

inviato da ParaBowiefan94 più di un anno fa

I hope this is a very good sign that there will be a Labyrinth reunion!! The writer of Warcraft is the writer of Blood Diamond and Duncan is directing it who is David's son!!

inviato da sweeteepie4ever più di un anno fa

For all the Labyrinth fan out there. Please check out this Jareth Statue. Due to a lack of demand it looks like this will not be produced unless things change. So please pre-order this amazing piece because I really, really, REALLY want one!

inviato da labyfan1313 più di un anno fa