Here are some hilarious Citazioni from 'Less Than Perfect' that I have compiled! Mostly Kipp and Lydia related, because I think they are the funniest! Enjoy!
Kipp: ciao Claude, could te not walk so close to me? People might think we're friends.
Claude:[Giggling] Oh no, Kipp, no. Nobody thinks te have friends.
Kipp: Hey, is that Owen with a girl?
Lydia: Oh my God, it is.
[pause]
Lydia: Should we go and help her?
Kipp: Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?
Lydia: I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July...
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