Leyton Family<3 {Copying but not really} Comebacks I use all the time. Your favorite?

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I'd give te a nasty look, but looks like te already have one
I did a better job than your mom did at making te
I can eat a bowl of alphabet la minestra, zuppa and shit out a better commento than that
I'd like to see things from your POV, but I just can't seem to get my head that
If you're gonna be a smartass then be smart first, otherwise you're just an culo
I bet te were up all night trying to come up with that one?
te should wear a condom on your head, cause if te act like a dick te might as
It's scary to think that people like te are allowed to breed
The smartest thing to ever leave your mouth is a penis
If I get te a tampon, will it calm te down?
Out of millions of sperm, te had to be the fastest?
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so te can
Starving yourself won't make te a supermodel, te have to actually look good too
You're pretty... fucking ugly.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it
I'd like to help te out. Which way did te come in?
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
*You're a fail* so was your dad's condom
*Fail!* No one asked for your life story
*You're a fail* So was your mom's abortion
 twilightlover73 posted più di un anno fa
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