Get ready for bars
On planet Mars

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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!

"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty

New one's lookin' più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when te compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed

New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top

New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got più power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, te think you're so cool
But in reality, all te ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the superiore, in alto of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! talpa KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

talpa Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 secondi your culo will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put te to the test
Cause I'm

talpa KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*

After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your Bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit te so hard you'll wake up in the northwest

Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!

Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed

I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat te in no time
And collect your debris

(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)