ZIAM LOVECHILD: THERE'S ANOTHER LIAM PAYNE X ZAYN MALIK COMBO AND HE'S A BRAZILIAN MODEL 

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Unless you spent the weekend trapped inside a duvet fort with no wifi, you\'ll no that the internet lost all of its chill and some of its shit when photos of a male human who looks like a combination of One Direction\'s Liam Payne and Zayn Malik started doing the rounds.

WELL. Prepare to literally choke on your own lust and scream something unitelligable at the screen in approz 4.5 seconds, because pics of

have come to our attention, and trust us when we say the first dude has nothing - NOTHING - on this second one.

How is this even possible? Literally does time travel exist and does this guy come from a future place where Liam and Zayn have combined their genes and created a baby because LOOK:

--- PORTS 1961 Show at Pitti Immagine Uomo | Spring/Sumer 2016 | --- @milanvukmirovic @ports1961menswear #SurferOfTheShow #FASHIONxSURF #SurfVzaaa#Firenze #Ports1961 #FashionShow #MyWorld #MyLife #OldSeas #BeAlive #BeGood #BeYou #MeninoDoMundo #WalkingAround #Italy #GoodVibes #BravaBrothers #ChoraMiLiga

So who is he? Well, he\'s actually famous in his own right - because this is Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira. Yes, he\'s a real human on the Planet Earth.

We imagine you probably want to know more about him right-this-instant-come-on-now-Sugarscape-for-God\'s-sake-stop-f*cking-around, so here\'s a little fact file for ya:

- He\'s ½ Portuguese, ¼ Indian and ¼ Japanese. What a glorious combination.

- His official instagram page is @marlontx - we imagine you\'ll want to follow him fairly quickly.

Now, let\'s look at him some more, shall we?

--- INTO THE WILD for L\'Officiel Hommes Brasil #N5 📷 by @nheiniger #Stylist by the super @arruda #Beauty @teomiranda --- No meu primeiro dia em São Paulo fui apresentado a um dos stylist mais importante do Brasil... Depois de 7 anos de estrada tive o prazer finalmente de trabalhar com esse brilhante profissional da moda brasileira... Obrigado Tio Paulo @arruda por esse trabalho incrivel! 🙌🙏🙌 --- #Job #WellDone #LOfficielHommesBR #Patagonia #MyWorld #MyLife #OldSeas #BeAlive #BeGood #BeYou #MeninoDoMundo #WalkingAround #Milano #GoodVibes #BravaBrothers #ChoraMiLiga

Rocking the man-bun look, just like one of his dads.

--- "Salt Kisses For Free By The Beach." 🌴🌞🌴 --- 📷 by @studioburman #CanoaQuebrada #Ceara #LifeIsBetterByTheBeach #FreeKiss #SiriDaCanoa #GoodMoments #MakingFriends #MyWorld #MyLife #OldSeas #BeAlive #BeGood #BeYou #MeninoDoMundo #WalkingAround #GoodVibes #BravaBrothers #ChoraMiLiga

--- 🙈👼 Sweet dreams baby angel. 👼🙈 --- #CoisikinhaMaixLindaDesseMundo Com o dindo eu durmo e não choro. #QuaseIsso --- 🎩...Peace&Light...♻️ --- #AchoQueToApaixonado #AnjoNobre #ObrigadoSenhorAmem #BoaNoite #MyWorld #MyLife #OldSeas #BeAlive #BeGood #BeYou #MeninoDoMundo #WalkingAround #GoodVibes #BravaBrothers #ChoraMiLiga

--- The new cover of Made In Brazil #9 by the #Master Bruce Weber. #YouMustCheck @madeinbrazil --- Muito Obrigado Juliano @madeinbrazil por me deixar fazer parte de mais umas das suas incríveis histórias. --- #BruceWeber #MadeInBrazil #N9 #IHopeYouGuysLike #JOB #MarlonTeixeira #MyWorld #MyLife #OldSeas #BeAlive #BeGood #BeYou #MeninoDoMundo #GoodVibes #BravaBrothers #ChoraMiLiga

Too much. Can\'t cope. Literally. Can\'t. Cope.

How about you? Let us know your thoughts, feelings and emotions over @Sugarscape, if you fancy it.

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