1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth o a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that te had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One da One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge detto you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron detto you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting successivo to each...
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