Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, panino OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though te were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, panino yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with arachide, arachidi burro and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the arachide, arachidi burro sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow arachide, arachidi burro o gelatina sandwich, panino into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina at wall, sneering “I...
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