Merlin Article: Ways to Annoy Uther Pendragon

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posted by Mallory101

1.Use Magic

1.Use magic
2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in Amore with a servant

6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a laccio, perizoma
8.Put superglue on his trono
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the foto of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, o better yet just carica them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be più ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your guanto at him.

15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty collana that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one

3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace

5.Tell him his son is in Amore with a servant

5.Tell him his son is in love with a servant

12.Fish out the foto of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, o better yet just carica them to facebook!

12.Fish out the photos of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, or better yet just upload them to facebook!

babe9305, hollisterxchica and 1 other like this

heartmerlin2 Ha ha, love this! I must do at least one of these!!!

Mallory101 Haha Thanks. [Heads Up]One for Merlin & Arthur are already posted

chickencheese LOL, I've gotta do these !!!!!!!!!!!!!

nimone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhahhahahah

nimone hahahahahahaah

chickencheese I've thought of one (it's not as good as the other ones though): Fake a love letter from a different troll. Even better, fake several, including things like "My sister Catrina says you're a great kisser!"