-roc-
roc:i hate that cagna im not getting her anything
groupie:babe,wat are te talking about
roc:huh oh nothing
groupie:who's the bitch
roc:uhh nobody just go to sleep
groupie:*turns around and goes to sleep*
roc:*under his breathe*dumb bitch
groupie:when are te gonna introduce me to your friends
roc:*lifts his eyebrow*DAFUQ are te talking
groupie:your Friends i wanna meet them
roc:too damn bad
groupie:*gets up and leaves*
roc:make me a sandwich, panino hoe
me:hell naw thats funny as hell
roc:shut up paris
groupie:im not making te no sandwich
roc:why not te met my friend paris
groupie:oh *goes downstairs to make sandwich*
prod:*sees her*dafuq are te doing in my damn fridge
groupie:omg your prodigy
prod:keish another one got in
groupie:wat are te talkin bout
prod:shoo shoo shoo *takes sandwich, panino and kicks her out*
britt:babe where te get that sandwich
prod:some random chick was in here making a sandwich
britt:*looks at him supsiciously* ok
prod:*grubbing on the sandwich*
prince:EVERBODY COME TO THE LIVING ROOM!
everbody:goes to the living room
roc:where's my hoe
prod:*with sandwich, panino in his mouth* dnt talk about females like that
prince:i so hope your not talking about Paris
roc:and if i was?
prince:i would most likely punch, punzone you
roc:try me nigga
me:can ya'll shut up he's talking bout the girl in the cucina making a sandwich.
roc:oh yeah she didn't ever bring me my sandwich
prod:*looks at his sandwich*oh shit
roc:its about to go down*kevin hart voice*
me:wat te want baby?
roc:WHAT?!?
me:i...i sai-(gco)
prince:he detto baby,.. te got a problem wit that
roc:with that detto i think i do
me:oh shut up Prince wat do te want
prince:prod te tell her
me:its my b-day i dnt see anybody throwing a party and i aint got time for this shit
roc:paris just listen to him
everbody:yeh
prod:we are taking te to new york city
me:seriously
everbody:yeh
roc:*whispers*terian whats wrong with you
terian:i wanna go
roc:you are going...right
terian:i didn't get invited
roc:so,neither did i but im going
terian:*giggles*
roc:*smiles*
terian:I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
everyone:*stops cheering and look at her*
chyna:so go
ray:i'll take you*gets up*
chyna:she's a big girl*grabs rays wrist* we have to give paris her present
ray:you can do it babe, i don't want her to get lost
chyna:you know what if te think her not getting "lost" is più important than our relationship then go ahead
ray:ok*leaves*
chyna:WE'RE DONE
ray:good
me:wat did te get me
everbody(except chyna):PARIS!
me:wtf ya'll heffas want
roc:for te to shut up
me:well im gonna go get packed for new york*goes upstairs*
ray&terian:*kissing in the bathroom*
me:*talking to herself*she didn't have to use the bathroom they prolly in raggio, ray room im just gonna go cause i gotta pee*opens door*
ray:close the door!
me:o.0
ray:paris get out!
me:ray can ya'll fast inoltrare, avanti to the bedroom part cause i gotta pee
ray:*looks at terian* of course
me:hurry please
ray:*whispers*thank you
me:you owe me two b-day presents now
ray:yeah ok
me:*under my breathe*nasty ass
-back downstairs-
me:so where are my presents before we leave
chyna:here te go
my present: link
me:anybody else
britt:we got te a present
my present: link
me:*looks at roc like 'where the fuck is my present'*
roc:i didn't get te anything
me:what
roc:i didn't get yo-(gco)
me:i heard you
roc:i didn't see te asking princeton for a present
me:i-(gco)
roc:wat did he give te your present last night
me:actually he gave me it this morning
roc:thats odd i don't recall te screaming my name
me:1st of all he gave me this outfit that i have on not sex and 2nd of all why woul di scream your rachet culo name
roc:cause te wish te can have sex with me
me:watever dude
ray&terian:*walk down the stair holding hands all eyes on them*
ray:wtf?!?
chyna:why ya'll holding hands
ray:since te broke up with me terian here is comforting me
chyna:ugh nasty hoe
terian:i so hope te talkin bout one of these hoes*points at me and britt*cause i will fuck a cagna up
chyna:not me zappa i will whoop yo ass
ray:stop fighting over me
chyna:pppphhhsssst dnt nobody want te if this cagna didn't come at me like that we wouldn't be arguing
terian:shut up hoe
chyna:im just gonna be the bigger person and walk away
terian:bye
me:hope your having fun with my leftovers
terian:never that though yo man been wanting me since the first giorno he saw me, when we first kissed*kisses ray*
chyna:would te like my sandwich, panino crust too *sarcastically*
everbody(except terian):*laughs*
me:*still laughing*we need to go we gonna miss are flight
terian:c'mon baby
prince:*put his shand on my shoulder*
me:*push it off so no one will see*
roc:still tryna get my girl*puts hand around my shoulder*
me:get off of me roc*walk up to prince and put his arm around me*
-ON THE CONJUNCTION JET-
me:i haven't even looked at my presents ya'll*i look at them and look around*
prince:wat te lookin for
me:RAY DIDN'T GET ME PRESENT
ray:it was short notice me and terian are going to the mall as soon as we get to new york
me:ok *gets up and hugs him and terian*
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roc:i hate that cagna im not getting her anything
groupie:babe,wat are te talking about
roc:huh oh nothing
groupie:who's the bitch
roc:uhh nobody just go to sleep
groupie:*turns around and goes to sleep*
roc:*under his breathe*dumb bitch
groupie:when are te gonna introduce me to your friends
roc:*lifts his eyebrow*DAFUQ are te talking
groupie:your Friends i wanna meet them
roc:too damn bad
groupie:*gets up and leaves*
roc:make me a sandwich, panino hoe
me:hell naw thats funny as hell
roc:shut up paris
groupie:im not making te no sandwich
roc:why not te met my friend paris
groupie:oh *goes downstairs to make sandwich*
prod:*sees her*dafuq are te doing in my damn fridge
groupie:omg your prodigy
prod:keish another one got in
groupie:wat are te talkin bout
prod:shoo shoo shoo *takes sandwich, panino and kicks her out*
britt:babe where te get that sandwich
prod:some random chick was in here making a sandwich
britt:*looks at him supsiciously* ok
prod:*grubbing on the sandwich*
prince:EVERBODY COME TO THE LIVING ROOM!
everbody:goes to the living room
roc:where's my hoe
prod:*with sandwich, panino in his mouth* dnt talk about females like that
prince:i so hope your not talking about Paris
roc:and if i was?
prince:i would most likely punch, punzone you
roc:try me nigga
me:can ya'll shut up he's talking bout the girl in the cucina making a sandwich.
roc:oh yeah she didn't ever bring me my sandwich
prod:*looks at his sandwich*oh shit
roc:its about to go down*kevin hart voice*
me:wat te want baby?
roc:WHAT?!?
me:i...i sai-(gco)
prince:he detto baby,.. te got a problem wit that
roc:with that detto i think i do
me:oh shut up Prince wat do te want
prince:prod te tell her
me:its my b-day i dnt see anybody throwing a party and i aint got time for this shit
roc:paris just listen to him
everbody:yeh
prod:we are taking te to new york city
me:seriously
everbody:yeh
roc:*whispers*terian whats wrong with you
terian:i wanna go
roc:you are going...right
terian:i didn't get invited
roc:so,neither did i but im going
terian:*giggles*
roc:*smiles*
terian:I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
everyone:*stops cheering and look at her*
chyna:so go
ray:i'll take you*gets up*
chyna:she's a big girl*grabs rays wrist* we have to give paris her present
ray:you can do it babe, i don't want her to get lost
chyna:you know what if te think her not getting "lost" is più important than our relationship then go ahead
ray:ok*leaves*
chyna:WE'RE DONE
ray:good
me:wat did te get me
everbody(except chyna):PARIS!
me:wtf ya'll heffas want
roc:for te to shut up
me:well im gonna go get packed for new york*goes upstairs*
ray&terian:*kissing in the bathroom*
me:*talking to herself*she didn't have to use the bathroom they prolly in raggio, ray room im just gonna go cause i gotta pee*opens door*
ray:close the door!
me:o.0
ray:paris get out!
me:ray can ya'll fast inoltrare, avanti to the bedroom part cause i gotta pee
ray:*looks at terian* of course
me:hurry please
ray:*whispers*thank you
me:you owe me two b-day presents now
ray:yeah ok
me:*under my breathe*nasty ass
-back downstairs-
me:so where are my presents before we leave
chyna:here te go
my present: link
me:anybody else
britt:we got te a present
my present: link
me:*looks at roc like 'where the fuck is my present'*
roc:i didn't get te anything
me:what
roc:i didn't get yo-(gco)
me:i heard you
roc:i didn't see te asking princeton for a present
me:i-(gco)
roc:wat did he give te your present last night
me:actually he gave me it this morning
roc:thats odd i don't recall te screaming my name
me:1st of all he gave me this outfit that i have on not sex and 2nd of all why woul di scream your rachet culo name
roc:cause te wish te can have sex with me
me:watever dude
ray&terian:*walk down the stair holding hands all eyes on them*
ray:wtf?!?
chyna:why ya'll holding hands
ray:since te broke up with me terian here is comforting me
chyna:ugh nasty hoe
terian:i so hope te talkin bout one of these hoes*points at me and britt*cause i will fuck a cagna up
chyna:not me zappa i will whoop yo ass
ray:stop fighting over me
chyna:pppphhhsssst dnt nobody want te if this cagna didn't come at me like that we wouldn't be arguing
terian:shut up hoe
chyna:im just gonna be the bigger person and walk away
terian:bye
me:hope your having fun with my leftovers
terian:never that though yo man been wanting me since the first giorno he saw me, when we first kissed*kisses ray*
chyna:would te like my sandwich, panino crust too *sarcastically*
everbody(except terian):*laughs*
me:*still laughing*we need to go we gonna miss are flight
terian:c'mon baby
prince:*put his shand on my shoulder*
me:*push it off so no one will see*
roc:still tryna get my girl*puts hand around my shoulder*
me:get off of me roc*walk up to prince and put his arm around me*
-ON THE CONJUNCTION JET-
me:i haven't even looked at my presents ya'll*i look at them and look around*
prince:wat te lookin for
me:RAY DIDN'T GET ME PRESENT
ray:it was short notice me and terian are going to the mall as soon as we get to new york
me:ok *gets up and hugs him and terian*
TO BE CONTINUED THANKS FOR WATCHING
new mb movie trailer:link
OMG I Amore MB SO MUCH CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MARCH FOR THE ALBUM AND THE MOVIE.
THANKS FOR READING