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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did te got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie: hmmmmmm what do te think the others are doing?
AJ: Dying.....Sacrificing.....
Pinkie: *gasp* so? what are we waiting for? Lets go go go!
AJ: lets see....if we're here, Canterlot has to be......
Pinkie: 2 miles?
AJ: eyup! (starts running through erba but then trips) ow!
Pinkie: hehe te okay?
AJ: yea, I just tripped over this *eyes wide open* unicorn horn?!
Pinkie: hmmmmm its white...with blood..
AJ: is this just another prank of yours Pinkie?
Pinkie: nope. I promise
AJ: it actually looks like....RARITY'S HORN?!?!?
Pinkie: T-T-That means...Discord chopped her horn off
AJ: oh my celestia......i guess so.....
Pinkie: hey! but that something good! we found a clue!
AJ: yes.....
Pinkie: hey....is that a soldier standing behind that tree? *points at tree*
AJ: (turns aroun) *gasp* it is a soldier OF CANTERLOT!!!!
Pinkie: ummmmm....excuse me Mister
Soldier: huh? (turns around and he's crying)
AJ: why are ya crying sugarcube?
Soldier:.......
Pinkie: te are a soldier from Canterlot, right?
Soldier: *nodds*
AJ: ya do know princess Celestia, right?
Soldier: *sniff* yes, yes I do...
Pinkie: can te please guard us to her? we need her help!
Soldier: im sorry....Princess Celestia is not available forever...
AJ: FOREVER?!?!?! That's a long time!
Pinkie: please! we need her now! we're about to loose 4 ponies forever....we also need a place to stay....
Soldier: I can give te ponies a place to stay.....
Pinkie: oh thankyou!
AJ: how about Princess Celestia?
Soldier: no
AJ: why?
Soldier: ........she's dead....thanks to Discord....*sniff*
Pinkie: (a tear rolls down her cheek) No...No.....no...
AJ: NO! She cant be!
Soldier: yes its true...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe te pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're te heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are te going!?

Master Sword: Didn't te hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the detto bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one più time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' più to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be più to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arcobaleno Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much più serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the giorno to giorno activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ciao everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: te know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: te were supposed to make them laugh te idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen te here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to letto with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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